joke

[jason]

A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. " Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !"
The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East , I am not American!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa!"
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work!!!!!!!

[Bull19]

not bad. got a little chuckle outa me

[charlesrixey]

;)

true

go to new york, los angeles or Seattle and you can see who is working and who isn't

of course, many immigrants who come here work jobs with non-traditional hours

[Black_Magic]

Man ... Most of the imigrants I know work very long hours. Sounds like a Brain washed Redneck Joke