Black_Magic
01-16-2008, 03:15 PM
I think you're the father
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS......
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She
says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows
her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies,
"I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and
says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table
with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet
celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher!! :clap: :clap: :clap:
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS......
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She
says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows
her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies,
"I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and
says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table
with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet
celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher!! :clap: :clap: :clap: