Friday humor

[Phil C]

A man and woman who have been married for over 20 years are driving to some friends' house in the country. They are in the front seat of course but he is on the driver's side and she on the passenger's side in the front seat. This car has a middle seat belt in the front seat. As they drive along the wife says "You know honey remember before we were married and even shortly afterward we used to cuddle close to each other when we made trips in the car."

The husband replies "Honey I haven't moved."