UPanIN
01-08-2008, 08:46 AM
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school
reunion and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her
drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she
took to drinking right after we split up those many years
ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go
on celebrating that long?"
So you see, there really are 2 ways to look at everything...
reunion and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her
drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she
took to drinking right after we split up those many years
ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go
on celebrating that long?"
So you see, there really are 2 ways to look at everything...