New Year's Resolutions

[nobogey72]

I'm only going to try 2 this year.

1.) Try to quit feeling degraded when hot women stare at me, as if they are undressing me with their eyes. (At least I think that is why they stare.)

2.) Help my wife stop dipping Copenhagen.

[crzyjournalist03]

I was thinking about resolving to stay married to my wife for another year, but I decided that was too easy because she's so darn hot.

So instead, my resolution is to do everything in my power to make it to see another New Year's.

[alaskacat]

1.) I will try my best to believe LH could beat Celina in a rematch

2.) I will try my best to believe surrendering in Iraq would be beneficial to this country.

3.) OK now that being said..and after cloe inner search..scrap 1 and 2 they are not reasonable resolutions, they are lies:)

[Gsquared]

1 Have an intimate grexual encounter with an asian woman
2 Clean my oven

I only have two

[JasperDog94]

I like to make resolutions that make a difference in this world. I want to make my community and the world a better place. Therefore, my resolutions are:

1. Try not to litter, but if I do make sure that it's biodegradable in the next 5000 years.

2. Try to go 5 mph slower to save on gas...when I'm fishing in my boat.

3. Try to eat what I catch...as God intended. Unless I'm fishing in an area where the fish have a high mercury content. In that case I'll give my catch to the local food bank. Those people aren't picky.

4. Try to cut down trees a year before I use them in my fireplace so I don't burn any "green" wood.

5. Try not to single handedly cause global warming.

[LH Panther Mom]

Try not to respond to posts that have no factual reasoning and are only based on biased opinion. :)

[pirate4state]

My resolution is the same every year:

Try to be more patient with stupid people

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by pirate4state
My resolution is the same every year:

Try to be more patient with stupid people

That's a very good resolution. Because you can "try" all you want, and if at the end of the day, you're still not patient with them, you haven't broken your resolution!

Genius!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Gsquared]

Originally posted by pirate4state
My resolution is the same every year:

Try to be more patient with stupid people
Great P4S, im glad your gonna have more self patience! :p

[sinton66]

Originally posted by Gsquared
1 Have an intimate grexual encounter with an asian woman
2 Clean my oven

I only have two

Okay, I have to ask..... what's a grexual encounter?

[44INAROW]

My 2008 New Year's Resolution was to not make any more resolutions :D Seriously, I'd like to eat more healthy foods and exercise ;)

[Sweetwater Red]

Originally posted by sinton66
Okay, I have to ask..... what's a grexual encounter?


great + exual = :thinking:

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by sinton66
Okay, I have to ask..... what's a grexual encounter?

I was too scared to ask...and I'm still not sure I want to know!!!

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Gsquared
Great P4S, im glad your gonna have more self patience! :p :kiss: :mad: :D

[Sweetwater Red]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
I was too scared to ask...and I'm still not sure I want to know!!!

great + exual = :thinking:

x 2

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by sinton66
Okay, I have to ask..... what's a grexual encounter? Dude, probably should have sent a PM asking. We may have to ban him if he answers!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by Sweetwater Red
great + exual = :thinking:

x 2

if that's the case, it's not nearly as bad as I was imagining...I figured it had something to do with him calling himself a dinosaur "G-Rex" and I really didn't want to know where it went from there...

[JasperDog94]

Originally posted by JasperDog94
I like to make resolutions that make a difference in this world. I want to make my community and the world a better place. Therefore, my resolutions are:

1. Try not to litter, but if I do make sure that it's biodegradable in the next 5000 years.

2. Try to go 5 mph slower to save on gas...when I'm fishing in my boat.

3. Try to eat what I catch...as God intended. Unless I'm fishing in an area where the fish have a high mercury content. In that case I'll give my catch to the local food bank. Those people aren't picky.

4. Try to cut down trees a year before I use them in my fireplace so I don't burn any "green" wood.

5. Try not to single handedly cause global warming. So, how's everybody doing so far this year on your resolutions?:)

[piratebg]

I quit making resolutions because I can never keep up with them. Heck, I can't even keep from eating meat on Fridays right now. :D

[JasperDog94]

Originally posted by piratebg
I quit making resolutions because I can never keep up with them. Heck, I can't even keep from eating meat on Fridays right now. :D Then you should take notes from me and make resolutions that are more "user friendly".;)

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by JasperDog94
So, how's everybody doing so far this year on your resolutions?:)
:doh: :doh: I think I lasted about 1 1/2 days. :p

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by JasperDog94
So, how's everybody doing so far this year on your resolutions?:) Still trying, but it's a losing effort! There are just too many stupid people I come in contact with on a daily basis! :thinking:

[JasperDog94]

Originally posted by pirate4state
Still trying, but it's a losing effort! There are just too many stupid people I come in contact with on a daily basis! :thinking: Present company excluded?:( ;)