Pick your battles. Did you know..............

[c bobcats run]

that there is evidently a right way and a wrong way to put tupperware in the tupperware drawer?

[crzyjournalist03]

ah, you must be a newlywed.

you learn those types of things rather quickly.

[c bobcats run]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
ah, you must be a newlywed.

you learn those types of things rather quickly.

No. Same woman for 18 married for 15. Just not much to talk about. Bored Crapless.

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by c bobcats run
No. Same woman for 18 married for 15. Just not much to talk about. Bored Crapless.

oh, I see.

Well, I for one, am never to bored to take a crap.

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by c bobcats run
Bored Crapless.
This might be an appropriate time to discuss the TP "over/under" issue then. :D

[Adidas410s]

What are the right/wrong ways???

[Txbroadcaster]

Originally posted by Adidas410s
What are the right/wrong ways???

The wrong way is how you do it..The right way is how she tells you to do it

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
This might be an appropriate time to discuss the TP "over/under" issue then. :D

:mad:

My wife is wrong on that issue.

[c bobcats run]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
oh, I see.

Well, I for one, am never to bored to take a crap.

Well, got spanked for violating rule #1 today. I could not use the other word for crap. I didn't cuss I just used these @##$%. I understand though.

[c bobcats run]

I think that the paper issue is a non issue as long as there is some in the immediate area.

The seat issue is stupid though. Check it out before sitting!

[zebrablue2]

Originally posted by Txbroadcaster
The wrong way is how you do it..The right way is how she tells you to do it


LOL- Now that is the correct statement of this new year folks. Follow quote # 2, and all will be well.

[c bobcats run]

So. We have gone from Tupperware to Crap. I love this Board!!

Bobcats rule.

My wife is in menapause. Please help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(gunshot..............silence.)

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
This might be an appropriate time to discuss the TP "over/under" issue then. :D

I remember I did a poll on that a few years ago!!!:D




YAY!! I found it!!!

Toilet Paper Poll (http://bbs.3adownlow.com/vb/showthread.php?threadid=31061&highlight=over+under+toilet+paper)

[88bobcats]

Originally posted by Txbroadcaster
The wrong way is how you do it..The right way is how she tells you to do it

Exactly right! It is just this type of management system that results in the beaten-down, defeated visage that lets attractive women everywhere know that we're already married so it doesn't matter if we're wearing our wedding rings or not.....

[BILLYFRED0000]

There is a right way, a wrong way, and your wife's way......:crazy:

And about menopause.... Why do you think they call it MEN opause?

[alaskacat]

Originally posted by c bobcats run
So. We have gone from Tupperware to Crap. I love this Board!!

Bobcats rule.

My wife is in menapause. Please help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(gunshot..............silence.)

Can i suggest spending the summer in Alaska...its quiet, fishing is good, no nagging...menopause proof, and beer flows freely. When you are gone from May until Nov 1...you have succeeded, then you have 6 weeks of playoffs when you get back..that brings you up to Xmass...then you have honey do junk for 4.5 months..then off to Alaska..and they miss you when you get back..thats good for a bout a month..and then when they know your going..they take care of you for about an hour...:)

Works beautifully.

If they get to pushy..and be a non performer...get a Girlfriend:)

Thats snaps them back to reality..as in put up or shut up:)

[c bobcats run]

Originally posted by alaskacat
Can i suggest spending the summer in Alaska...its quiet, fishing is good, no nagging...menopause proof, and beer flows freely. When you are gone from May until Nov 1...you have succeeded, then you have 6 weeks of playoffs when you get back..that brings you up to Xmass...then you have honey do junk for 4.5 months..then off to Alaska..and they miss you when you get back..thats good for a bout a month..and then when they know your going..they take care of you for about an hour...:)

Works beautifully.

If they get to pushy..and be a non performer...get a Girlfriend:)

Thats snaps them back to reality..as in put up or shut up:)



it is all dark and fuzzy now. Wait, a light at the end of the tunnel?.

Nevermind. She is back.

(shotgun blast...........................silence)

[75009Football]

Just to put it into perspective, the next time your in a restaurant, have to go to the restroom, and can get past thinking about the TP, look to see if the Women's is on the left or the right, the women are always right.

[Tromboneking]

In my many years of marriage, I have discovered the secret to staying happy...and it is just two little words...

"Yes, Dear...

hehe

[boba fett]

Originally posted by alaskacat
Can i suggest spending the summer in Alaska...its quiet, fishing is good, no nagging...menopause proof, and beer flows freely. When you are gone from May until Nov 1...you have succeeded, then you have 6 weeks of playoffs when you get back..that brings you up to Xmass...then you have honey do junk for 4.5 months..then off to Alaska..and they miss you when you get back..thats good for a bout a month..and then when they know your going..they take care of you for about an hour...:)

Works beautifully.

If they get to pushy..and be a non performer...get a Girlfriend:)

Thats snaps them back to reality..as in put up or shut up:)

:eek: whoa this is like tmi

[runthequarter]

Its lonely up North. Yes Dear works a lot. head down. Silence. Subservent look. That works best. And remember there is only one way to do things. HER way. Is this and the wedding ring thread a survey on male behavior that wil be used in the future for reference against the male species? Yeah its the off-season.

[pancho villa]

The right way is to make the ol lady do it.

[sectionCwannabe]

Originally posted by c bobcats run


My wife is in menapause. Please help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




save some help for me!

[sectionCwannabe]

Originally posted by Tromboneking
In my many years of marriage, I have discovered the secret to staying happy...and it is just two little words...

"Yes, Dear...

hehe

well, that and no words at all help too:thumbsup:

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by c bobcats run
So. We have gone from Tupperware to Crap. I love this Board!!

Bobcats rule.

My wife is in menapause. Please help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(gunshot..............silence.)

Something from one of my many emails :D

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done, you will have a place to live. :D

[c bobcats run]

Originally posted by Tromboneking
In my many years of marriage, I have discovered the secret to staying happy...and it is just two little words...

"Yes, Dear...

hehe

My 2 words "Coors Light"

[Ranger Mom]

So are y'all ALL whooped??