Phil C
12-17-2007, 10:59 AM
If you buy a gun and shoot yourself accidently then you've wasted your money.
I used to be able to walk around the park but now when I get half way around it I start to get tired and have to turn back.
The thing I hate about going to work is having to drive uphill all the way to work. Then when I go home from work I have to drive uphill again all the way home.
A man goes to the post office to ask for his mail which is being sent general delivery. The clerk asks his name and he says "I don't have to give you my name. If I got any mail it will be on the envelope."
Someone once asked Abe Lincoln how long a man's legs should be. "Just long enough to reach the ground" came the reply.
I used to be able to walk around the park but now when I get half way around it I start to get tired and have to turn back.
The thing I hate about going to work is having to drive uphill all the way to work. Then when I go home from work I have to drive uphill again all the way home.
A man goes to the post office to ask for his mail which is being sent general delivery. The clerk asks his name and he says "I don't have to give you my name. If I got any mail it will be on the envelope."
Someone once asked Abe Lincoln how long a man's legs should be. "Just long enough to reach the ground" came the reply.