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IHStangFan
12-11-2007, 01:43 AM
the Dallas Cowboys??

before you answer..take a look at my team...they are looking good late in the season. My star running back can vibrate in the general direction of the opponent's endzone in about 17 mins. Sometimes he just runs in circles though...but...he's fast.:

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a290/BAClanton/ELfootball.jpg


Could a left-handed cricket playing chimpanzee w/ gout beat Cliff from "Cheers" at a game of blindfolded axe throwing if the target was a block of government cheese w/ an image of Martin Short eteched in w/ a carving knife and a soldering iron...if the axes were replaced w/ sporks?

Seriously....these are getting old. Please stop for all that is still right in the universe.

IHStangFan
12-11-2007, 01:48 AM
seriously......nobody? Okay..good. Then we're done w/ these. Thanks God.

kepdawg
12-11-2007, 01:49 AM
I'll take the Electronic All-Stars and Cliff! :D

IHStangFan
12-11-2007, 01:51 AM
Originally posted by kepdawg
I'll take the Electronic All-Stars and Cliff! :D I heard Cliff could put a spork up a flee's arse at 225yds w/ his eyes closed...and yes...my EF All-stars are unstoppable...........unless the board isn't plugged in or its not level. Then they like to run outa bounds alot and do endzone dances in the middle of the field T.O. style.

piratebg
12-11-2007, 01:53 AM
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w113/robmenudog/cliff.jpg

IHStangFan
12-11-2007, 01:56 AM
Originally posted by piratebg
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w113/robmenudog/cliff.jpg this is a great pic...but it should say "Master Sporksman" at the bottom.

navscanmaster
12-11-2007, 02:22 AM
Could a left-handed cricket playing chimpanzee w/ gout beat Cliff from "Cheers" at a game of blindfolded axe throwing if the target was a block of government cheese w/ an image of Martin Short eteched in w/ a carving knife and a soldering iron...if the axes were replaced w/ sporks?

Are they metal sporks like army/survivor type? Or blue plastic prison sporks? That is key in this equation.:thinking:

IHStangFan
12-11-2007, 02:32 AM
Originally posted by navscanmaster
Are they metal sporks like army/survivor type? Or blue plastic prison sporks? That is key in this equation.:thinking: elephant tusk ivory sporks.......imported from India......***cough***legally***cough***

navscanmaster
12-11-2007, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by IHStangFan
elephant tusk ivory sporks.......imported from India......***cough***legally***cough***
Oh....OK. In that case, I must abstain from the betting due to my position in the illegal underground ivory trading business.






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