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SWMustang
12-09-2007, 10:44 PM
I have to bring a 20 dollar white elephant gift and (4) 1 dollar trinket gifts next week. The recipient is a 70 year old lady who smells like moth balls and is an alcoholic. Any suggestions?
STANG RED
12-09-2007, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by SWMustang
I have to bring a 20 dollar white elephant gift and (4) 1 dollar trinket gifts next week. The recipient is a 70 year old lady who smells like moth balls and is an alcoholic. Any suggestions?
Some cheap perfume and 1 each of every flavor of Boons Farm might be in order.:D
bobcat74
12-09-2007, 11:23 PM
A liter of jack. :D
pirate4state
12-09-2007, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by SWMustang
I have to bring a 20 dollar white elephant gift and (4) 1 dollar trinket gifts next week. The recipient is a 70 year old lady who smells like moth balls and is an alcoholic. Any suggestions?
:thinking: :thinking:
2 of those bath gift sets from Wal-Mart???
SWMustang
12-09-2007, 11:31 PM
I did think about those little "single serving" liquor bottles they give you on a plane. 1 dollar perfume might be a little rancid. I would have to beg for the mothball aroma to return.
SWMustang
12-09-2007, 11:32 PM
Originally posted by pirate4state
:thinking: :thinking:
2 of those bath gift sets from Wal-Mart???
what about the 1 dollar gifts?
JJ7997
12-09-2007, 11:33 PM
Originally posted by SWMustang
I have to bring a 20 dollar white elephant gift and (4) 1 dollar trinket gifts next week. The recipient is a 70 year old lady who smells like moth balls and is an alcoholic. Any suggestions?
Why do alot of 70 year olds smell like moth balls ? Now thats the million dollar question. :thinking:
As far as gifts go, get her a case of the Beast and a box of moth balls, what else ?
pirate4state
12-09-2007, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by SWMustang
what about the 1 dollar gifts?
Who will get the $1 gifts? If women will get those gifts then go to Dollar Tree and pick out 4 different oranments and/or trinkets. They have some cute stuff and it all cost $1. :)
JJ7997
12-09-2007, 11:42 PM
Originally posted by pirate4state
Who will get the $1 gifts? If women will get those gifts then go to Dollar Tree and pick out 4 different oranments and/or trinkets. They have some cute stuff and it all cost $1. :)
Dollar Tree is the schizz ! :D
striker
12-09-2007, 11:43 PM
Everyone loves Lottery Tickets!!!!!!
pirate4state
12-09-2007, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by striker
Everyone loves Lottery Tickets!!!!!! good suggestion :thumbsup:
44INAROW
12-09-2007, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by JJ7997
Why do alot of 70 year olds smell like moth balls ? Now thats the million dollar question. :thinking:
I know what you mean.. every now and then a little ole lady will come in the office and when she leaves, the entire office smells like "old lady perfume"
Originally posted by striker
Everyone loves Lottery Tickets!!!!!!
that's a good suggestion!:clap:
JJ7997
12-09-2007, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by striker
Everyone loves Lottery Tickets!!!!!!
A case of the Beast is better. Drinking or gambling.....:thinking:
JJ7997
12-09-2007, 11:55 PM
Originally posted by 44INAROW
"old lady perfume"
Thats some bad stuff, kinda has the smell of old dirt and sand with a little cedar thrown in.
SWMustang
12-09-2007, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by JJ7997
Thats some bad stuff, kinda has the smell of old dirt and sand with a little cedar thrown in.
lol
As funny as it would be to show up with some of those suggestions, I think I better stick to the dollar store and lottery tickets. I'm disappointed no one suggested depends undergarments, as that was my first choice - in a "no way in hell ever gonna happen" sorta way.
JJ7997
12-10-2007, 12:03 AM
Originally posted by SWMustang
lol
As funny as it would be to show up with some of those suggestions, I think I better stick to the dollar store and lottery tickets. I'm disappointed no one suggested depends undergarments, as that was my first choice - in a "no way in hell ever gonna happen" sorta way.
Cant you just see yourself at the checkout with those ? :D
big daddy russ
12-10-2007, 12:10 AM
Originally posted by SWMustang
I have to bring a 20 dollar white elephant gift and (4) 1 dollar trinket gifts next week. The recipient is a 70 year old lady who smells like moth balls and is an alcoholic. Any suggestions?
I'd go with some fuzzy house slippers, a taped recording of Hee-Haw, and a 1972 poster of the Marlboro Man.
DeeStroyer71
12-10-2007, 02:00 AM
Some lottery tickets and a gift card to wally world.
TexanFan4Life
12-10-2007, 02:56 AM
Get her a case of Miller High Life and 4 tubes of Fixodent.
Darren
12-10-2007, 08:03 AM
Sounds like you already know what she likes...
Get her some Moths balls (the 4 dollar gift) and some Liquor (20 dollar plastic bottle of Rich and Rare).
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