White Elephant gift

[SWMustang]

I have to bring a 20 dollar white elephant gift and (4) 1 dollar trinket gifts next week. The recipient is a 70 year old lady who smells like moth balls and is an alcoholic. Any suggestions?

[STANG RED]

Originally posted by SWMustang
I have to bring a 20 dollar white elephant gift and (4) 1 dollar trinket gifts next week. The recipient is a 70 year old lady who smells like moth balls and is an alcoholic. Any suggestions?

Some cheap perfume and 1 each of every flavor of Boons Farm might be in order.:D

[bobcat74]

A liter of jack. :D

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by SWMustang
I have to bring a 20 dollar white elephant gift and (4) 1 dollar trinket gifts next week. The recipient is a 70 year old lady who smells like moth balls and is an alcoholic. Any suggestions?

:thinking: :thinking:

2 of those bath gift sets from Wal-Mart???

[SWMustang]

I did think about those little "single serving" liquor bottles they give you on a plane. 1 dollar perfume might be a little rancid. I would have to beg for the mothball aroma to return.

[SWMustang]

Originally posted by pirate4state
:thinking: :thinking:

2 of those bath gift sets from Wal-Mart???

what about the 1 dollar gifts?

[JJ7997]

Originally posted by SWMustang
I have to bring a 20 dollar white elephant gift and (4) 1 dollar trinket gifts next week. The recipient is a 70 year old lady who smells like moth balls and is an alcoholic. Any suggestions?

Why do alot of 70 year olds smell like moth balls ? Now thats the million dollar question. :thinking:

As far as gifts go, get her a case of the Beast and a box of moth balls, what else ?

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by SWMustang
what about the 1 dollar gifts?

Who will get the $1 gifts? If women will get those gifts then go to Dollar Tree and pick out 4 different oranments and/or trinkets. They have some cute stuff and it all cost $1. :)

[JJ7997]

Originally posted by pirate4state
Who will get the $1 gifts? If women will get those gifts then go to Dollar Tree and pick out 4 different oranments and/or trinkets. They have some cute stuff and it all cost $1. :)

Dollar Tree is the schizz ! :D

[striker]

Everyone loves Lottery Tickets!!!!!!

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by striker
Everyone loves Lottery Tickets!!!!!! good suggestion :thumbsup:

[44INAROW]

Originally posted by JJ7997
Why do alot of 70 year olds smell like moth balls ? Now thats the million dollar question. :thinking:



I know what you mean.. every now and then a little ole lady will come in the office and when she leaves, the entire office smells like "old lady perfume"


Originally posted by striker
Everyone loves Lottery Tickets!!!!!!

that's a good suggestion!:clap:

[JJ7997]

Originally posted by striker
Everyone loves Lottery Tickets!!!!!!

A case of the Beast is better. Drinking or gambling.....:thinking:

[JJ7997]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
"old lady perfume"





Thats some bad stuff, kinda has the smell of old dirt and sand with a little cedar thrown in.

[SWMustang]

Originally posted by JJ7997
Thats some bad stuff, kinda has the smell of old dirt and sand with a little cedar thrown in.

lol

As funny as it would be to show up with some of those suggestions, I think I better stick to the dollar store and lottery tickets. I'm disappointed no one suggested depends undergarments, as that was my first choice - in a "no way in hell ever gonna happen" sorta way.

[JJ7997]

Originally posted by SWMustang
lol

As funny as it would be to show up with some of those suggestions, I think I better stick to the dollar store and lottery tickets. I'm disappointed no one suggested depends undergarments, as that was my first choice - in a "no way in hell ever gonna happen" sorta way.

Cant you just see yourself at the checkout with those ? :D

[big daddy russ]

Originally posted by SWMustang
I have to bring a 20 dollar white elephant gift and (4) 1 dollar trinket gifts next week. The recipient is a 70 year old lady who smells like moth balls and is an alcoholic. Any suggestions?
I'd go with some fuzzy house slippers, a taped recording of Hee-Haw, and a 1972 poster of the Marlboro Man.

[DeeStroyer71]

Some lottery tickets and a gift card to wally world.

[TexanFan4Life]

Get her a case of Miller High Life and 4 tubes of Fixodent.

[Darren]

Sounds like you already know what she likes...

Get her some Moths balls (the 4 dollar gift) and some Liquor (20 dollar plastic bottle of Rich and Rare).