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jason
11-19-2003, 08:32 PM
I need a quick, clean, funny joke to put in a PowerPoint for a class....any suggestions will be considered....thanks
crzyjournalist03
11-19-2003, 08:49 PM
do you know how hard it is to think of something that fits all that criteria? I'm thiking...
crzyjournalist03
11-19-2003, 08:52 PM
what about the muffin joke?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin looks at the other and says, "Whew. It sure is hot in here." The other muffin freaks out and screams "AAAHH! A talking muffin!"
jason
11-19-2003, 08:57 PM
crzyjournalist03:
what about the muffin joke?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin looks at the other and says, "Whew. It sure is hot in here." The other muffin freaks out and screams "AAAHH! A talking muffin!"too long...has to be like:
yadda yadda yadda?
one or two word answer

<small>[ November 19, 2003, 07:57 PM: Message edited by: jason ]</small>
BHS#1
11-19-2003, 09:05 PM
First a picture now a joke are we doing your homework for you. Ha Ha Ha eek! :cool:
sharpie
11-19-2003, 09:09 PM
What''s the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.
jason
11-19-2003, 09:10 PM
BHS#1:
First a picture now a joke are we doing your homework for you. Ha Ha Ha eek! :cool: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
crabman
11-19-2003, 10:22 PM
The world's shortest poem.

Fleas

Adam had'em.
crzyjournalist03
11-19-2003, 10:37 PM
what did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

Dam.