onfirebball05mustang
03-02-2004, 06:04 PM
Not the bigest accomplishment of them all, but I'm in a celebratory mood- dinner's gonna be good (hamburgers off the grill!) and I thought I'd try and bring a smile to PPHSfan's face. :p Here goes:
I'm a dog and cat person, but I recieved this in an email, so I thought I'd share...
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?"
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Rottweiler: Make me.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Australian Shepherd: First I'll put all the bulbs in a circle...
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb...
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. (Also applicable to Shi-tsu's)
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Pointer: I see the burned out bulb, there it is, there it is, right there.....
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
The Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?
All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have masters, cats have staff.
:D
I'm a dog and cat person, but I recieved this in an email, so I thought I'd share...
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?"
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Rottweiler: Make me.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Australian Shepherd: First I'll put all the bulbs in a circle...
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb...
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. (Also applicable to Shi-tsu's)
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Pointer: I see the burned out bulb, there it is, there it is, right there.....
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
The Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?
All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have masters, cats have staff.
:D