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nobogey72
12-03-2007, 06:36 AM
I figured it out yesterday morning. Last Sunday my wife read this article in some Opra magazine or something. She told me that Opra saiys that the average couple has sex 2 1/2 times per week. We have been married 30 yrs. but are still trying to improve and be average. So we decided to try this theory out. The 2 times were just fine, no problem. Then we were left with that 1/2 time yet to go. We tried the 1/2 Saturday at half time of the Permian game,(in the parking lot). That is very frustrating! All the way home, I was very agitated at every driver that crossed our path. So the next time some guy goes off on you while driving down the road, just give him some slack because he probably just finished his 1/2 time.

Any thought?......... I would love to hear from Alaskacat on this topic.:thinking: :thinking: :thinking:
Old Tiger
12-03-2007, 06:39 AM
My thoughts are that this thread doesn't last past 12 this afternoon.
nobogey72
12-03-2007, 06:57 AM
Originally posted by Go Blue
My thoughts are that this thread doesn't last past 12 this afternoon.

Go Blue, you must not be average. Or you must not drive. I don't care if it doesn't last past 12. If it saves one marriage, one life, one arse-whoopin on the side of the road, then it was worth it. :tongue: :D
Martian Man
12-03-2007, 12:41 PM
THAT'S THE FUNNIEST POST I'VE READ. Go Blue must not have a sense of humor. Bless his heart.

BTW, my wife thought it was hilarious. She's still laughing.

I hope this keeps the post on till 12!

I won't ever think of Road Rage or Half Time the same again.
westtxfballfan
12-03-2007, 12:52 PM
My friends and I started to call 911 thinking it was a mugging going on in there as we walked past your car on our way to a half-time beer in the truck. The head-to-toe thing was probably the problem. At your age, you two need to get turned the same direction if you wanna avoid the road rage thereafter.
Phantom Stang
12-03-2007, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by Go Blue
My thoughts are that this thread doesn't last past 12 this afternoon.
It made it!!:clap:

That's apparently more than can be said for nobogey72 last Saturday! :D
GreenMonster
12-03-2007, 01:13 PM
Originally posted by westtxfballfan
My friends and I started to call 911 thinking it was a mugging going on in there as we walked past your car on our way to a half-time beer in the truck. The head-to-toe thing was probably the problem. At your age, you two need to get turned the same direction if you wanna avoid the road rage thereafter. That right there is funny! By the way, it's after 12.
nobogey72
12-03-2007, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by westtxfballfan
My friends and I started to call 911 thinking it was a mugging going on in there as we walked past your car on our way to a half-time beer in the truck. The head-to-toe thing was probably the problem. At your age, you two need to get turned the same direction if you wanna avoid the road rage thereafter.

Those weren't her feet...... they were her ears. No problem, common mistake. :helpme:
Buccaneer
12-03-2007, 02:08 PM
Haven't you ever heard of a half and half? If you picked the right half say on the ride home it would cure your road rage as long as you can keep your eyes on the road!
44INAROW
12-03-2007, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by Buccaneer
Haven't you ever heard of a half and half? If you picked the right half say on the ride home it would cure your road rage as long as you can keep your eyes on the road!

yea, but you gotta watch out for the potholes - :D
pirate4state
12-03-2007, 02:41 PM
Originally posted by Go Blue
My thoughts are that this thread doesn't last past 12 this afternoon.

LOL

I hadn't bothered to read it until now. What are you so sensitive for Go Blue? The thought of old people having sex?? :eek: LOL
Ranger Mom
12-03-2007, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by pirate4state
LOL

I hadn't bothered to read it until now. What are you sensitive for Go Blue? The thought of old people having sex?? :eek: LOL

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!


Hey!! WAIT!!!:mad: :mad: :D
BobcatBenny
12-03-2007, 03:13 PM
nobogey72, did you say in your car?

http://www.doggingintheuk.com/car-sex2.jpg
Ranger Mom
12-03-2007, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by BobcatBenny
nobogey72, did you say in your car?

http://www.doggingintheuk.com/car-sex2.jpg

That must have been one of the "1/2" things, because whoever was there NEVER moved!! The handprints aren't smudged in the least!!

BORING!!!!!
Texasfootball2
12-03-2007, 03:33 PM
Goodnight bogey! In your car, at half time of a football game, in the parking lot:crazy1:

Sounds lit a bit of a challenge:thinking: if you know what I mean
pirate4state
12-03-2007, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
That must have been one of the "1/2" things, because whoever was there NEVER moved!! The handprints aren't smudged in the least!!

BORING!!!!!

LOL SD Sista

NOW the thread may not last until 3pm!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
nobogey72
12-03-2007, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by BobcatBenny
nobogey72, did you say in your car?

http://www.doggingintheuk.com/car-sex2.jpg

Bobcat,

I don't know how to say this delicately. If that were a picture of the aftermath of our "outing", there would be a big dent in the hood, because wife wife is rather......uh......big boned. :helpme: :doh:
Ranger Mom
12-03-2007, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by nobogey72
Bobcat,

I don't know how to say this delicately. If that were a picture of the aftermath of our "outing", there would be a big dent in the hood, because wife wife is rather......uh......big boned. :helpme: :doh:

So because she is ...uh....big boned, you call her "wife wife"??
Martian Man
12-03-2007, 03:49 PM
Double wife + 1/2 "outing" = A WHOLE

YOU'RE ABOVE AVERAGE Nobogey72! That tips you over to 3!

Oprah needs to get with the "new" math.
Old Tiger
12-03-2007, 03:59 PM
Originally posted by Phantom Stang
It made it!!:clap:

That's apparently more than can be said for nobogey72 last Saturday! :D :D :clap: :clap: :clap: :D
nobogey72
12-03-2007, 10:58 PM
Originally posted by Go Blue
:D :clap: :clap: :clap: :D

It's not funny. She has a glandular problem!!!!:eek: :eek:
nobogey72
12-04-2007, 05:14 PM
I sure would like to hear from Sir Alaskacat on this subject, seeing as how I value his opinion on such matters at this.:)
88bobcats
12-04-2007, 06:05 PM
I love it when you call me Big Pa-pa.

Wave your hands in aaa-ir, if you're a true playa.....
sweetwater07
12-04-2007, 06:17 PM
Originally posted by BobcatBenny
nobogey72, did you say in your car?

http://www.doggingintheuk.com/car-sex2.jpg



thats great!!:clap: :D
Martian Man
12-04-2007, 06:55 PM
I can not belive this is still going. LOL
Gobbla2001
12-04-2007, 07:02 PM
Is it normal to have half sex?
big daddy russ
12-04-2007, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by Gobbla2001
Is it normal to have half sex?
Only for girls. We always go the whole way.
88bobcats
12-04-2007, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by Gobbla2001
Is it normal to have half sex?


I believe it was for Bill.....

http://img.youtube.com/vi/KiIP_KDQmXs/default.jpg

I did not have sexual relations with that woman..... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiIP_KDQmXs)
Gobbla2001
12-04-2007, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by big daddy russ
Only for girls. We always go the whole way.

true... but couldn't that be considered 3/4 sex? 1/2 for the man and 1/4 for the woman lying that she went 1/2??
big daddy russ
12-04-2007, 07:10 PM
Originally posted by Gobbla2001
true... but couldn't that be considered 3/4 sex? 1/2 for the man and 1/4 for the woman lying that she went 1/2??
I guess it depends on the guy.