slpybear the bullfan
11-25-2003, 01:52 PM
...From the Home Office in Bridgeport, Texas...
...the Top 10 Reasons DownLow Members may become jaded from reading about the BURNET - SINTON - CORPUS COIN FLIP CONTROVERSY...
#10 - The P*$$ing animated Bulldog is slowing down your computer.
#9 - Every Friday of the season your spouse argues with you about the drive.
#8 - PAINTBALL is just overwhelming you with his sincere concerns for the taxpayers of Sinton.
#7 - You will have to drive 4 hours to grandma's on friday... and won't get to see a football game!
#6 - The arguing reminds you of "Playing cards with your sister's kids!"
#5 - You get no sleep at night wondering if SATAN really is the Superintendent of Sinton ISD.
#4 - You want to be topical but can't even find Sinton or Burnet on a map.
#3 - You try and bring it up at work, but when you say "Burnette" people hammer you and say "Burnit"
#2 - The only thing you know about Sinton is some mysterious contraption called a Tortilla Burger that apparently is a form of Ambrosia...
and finally...
#1 - You would love to be driving 4 hours to see your team play... But they are at home airing up the basketballs!!!
<small>[ November 25, 2003, 12:52 PM: Message edited by: slpybear the bullfan ]</small>
...the Top 10 Reasons DownLow Members may become jaded from reading about the BURNET - SINTON - CORPUS COIN FLIP CONTROVERSY...
#10 - The P*$$ing animated Bulldog is slowing down your computer.
#9 - Every Friday of the season your spouse argues with you about the drive.
#8 - PAINTBALL is just overwhelming you with his sincere concerns for the taxpayers of Sinton.
#7 - You will have to drive 4 hours to grandma's on friday... and won't get to see a football game!
#6 - The arguing reminds you of "Playing cards with your sister's kids!"
#5 - You get no sleep at night wondering if SATAN really is the Superintendent of Sinton ISD.
#4 - You want to be topical but can't even find Sinton or Burnet on a map.
#3 - You try and bring it up at work, but when you say "Burnette" people hammer you and say "Burnit"
#2 - The only thing you know about Sinton is some mysterious contraption called a Tortilla Burger that apparently is a form of Ambrosia...
and finally...
#1 - You would love to be driving 4 hours to see your team play... But they are at home airing up the basketballs!!!
<small>[ November 25, 2003, 12:52 PM: Message edited by: slpybear the bullfan ]</small>