i could go for some starbucks

[DU_stud04]

“As the 20th century began, human evolution was at a turning point.

Natural selection, the process by which the strongest, the smartest, the fastest produced in greater numbers than the rest. A process which had once favored the noblest traits of man, now began to favor different traits.

Most science fiction of the day predicted a future that was more civilized and more intelligent. But as time went on, things seemed to be heading in the opposite direction. A dumbing down. How did this happen?

Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence. With no natural predators to thin the herd it began to reward those who reproduced the most and left the intelligent to become an endangered species.

Things looked bleak, the years passed and mankind became stupider at a frightening rate.

Some had high hopes that genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution. But sadly, the greatest minds and resources were focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.

Meanwhile, the population exploded, and intelligence continued to decline until, as the 21st century began, humanity was incapable of solving even it’s most basic problems.”

[DaHop72]

I like ketchup.:D :D

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Originally posted by DU_stud04
“As the 20th century began, human evolution was at a turning point.

Natural selection, the process by which the strongest, the smartest, the fastest produced in greater numbers than the rest. A process which had once favored the noblest traits of man, now began to favor different traits.

Most science fiction of the day predicted a future that was more civilized and more intelligent. But as time went on, things seemed to be heading in the opposite direction. A dumbing down. How did this happen?

Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence. With no natural predators to thin the herd it began to reward those who reproduced the most and left the intelligent to become an endangered species.

Things looked bleak, the years passed and mankind became stupider at a frightening rate.

Some had high hopes that genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution. But sadly, the greatest minds and resources were focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.

Meanwhile, the population exploded, and intelligence continued to decline until, as the 21st century began, humanity was incapable of solving even it’s most basic problems.”

U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D? It sounds foreign. We had a foreign exchange student named Utgrad.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by DaHop72
I like ketchup.:D :D i like ketchup too....we have alot in common we should hang out

[DaHop72]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
i like ketchup too....we have alot in common we should hang out http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/5809/roflsmiliemn4.gifhttp://img240.imageshack.us/img240/5809/roflsmiliemn4.gifhttp://img240.imageshack.us/img240/5809/roflsmiliemn4.gifhttp://img240.imageshack.us/img240/5809/roflsmiliemn4.gif




Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Half-priced lattes? That's a good deal.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D? It sounds foreign. We had a foreign exchange student named Utgrad. upgrayedd....i spell it with two d's...signifying the double dose of pimping

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
upgrayedd....i spell it with two d's...signifying the double dose of pimping

You see, a thugs life is very different from that of a squire.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Half-priced lattes? That's a good deal. half price lattes are almost as good as buy one get one free....we cant pass up on this one.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
You see, a thugs life is very different from that of a squire. http://upgrayedd.com/upgrayedd2.jpg

[DaHop72]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
half price lattes are almost as good as buy one get one free....we cant pass up on this one. I like buy one get one free. :devil:

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
half price lattes are almost as good as buy one get one free....we cant pass up on this one.

Look, I have all of this money.

http://www.biblehelp.org/images/stacks%20of%20money.jpg

Do you think it's for lattes?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Look, I have all of this money.

http://www.biblehelp.org/images/stacks%20of%20money.jpg

Do you think it's for lattes? i like money

[DaHop72]

I don't like yellow mustard. I do have a friend who likes mustard.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
i like money

Reha...rehabilation....rehabilitiation?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Reha...rehabilation....rehabilitiation? uh, this goes in your mouth. this one goes in your ear. and this one goes in your butt......wait.....crap...uh......this one goes in your mouth

[STANG RED]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
“As the 20th century began, human evolution was at a turning point.

Natural selection, the process by which the strongest, the smartest, the fastest produced in greater numbers than the rest. A process which had once favored the noblest traits of man, now began to favor different traits.

Most science fiction of the day predicted a future that was more civilized and more intelligent. But as time went on, things seemed to be heading in the opposite direction. A dumbing down. How did this happen?

Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence. With no natural predators to thin the herd it began to reward those who reproduced the most and left the intelligent to become an endangered species.

Things looked bleak, the years passed and mankind became stupider at a frightening rate.

Some had high hopes that genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution. But sadly, the greatest minds and resources were focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.

Meanwhile, the population exploded, and intelligence continued to decline until, as the 21st century began, humanity was incapable of solving even it’s most basic problems.”

Wow, this is scary true. And sadly many posts right here on the dlow goes to prove it.:(

I'll be nice though and not point out any specific ones. However it wouldnt take long to find several examples if I were so inclined.:devil:

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
uh, this goes in your mouth. this one goes in your ear. and this one goes in your butt......wait.....crap...uh......this one goes in your mouth


It says here on your chart that your stuff is all messed up.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
It says here on your chart that your stuff is all messed up. why come you don't have a tatoo?

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
why come you don't have a tatoo?


He's UNSCANNABLE! AHHHH

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
He's UNSCANNABLE! AHHHH Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr.

We have this guy, Not Sure, and he's the smartest man alive. He's going to fix the crops! He's going to fix the dust bowl! He's going to fix the economy! I give you my word as President!

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
We have this guy, Not Sure, and he's the smartest man alive. He's going to fix the crops! He's going to fix the dust bowl! He's going to fix the economy! I give you my word as President! Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator its got electrolytes!!!!! :D

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Originally posted by DU_stud04
Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator its got electrolytes!!!!! :D

Brawndo has what plants crave.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Brawndo has what plants crave. We've been walking forever. You sure you know where you're going????

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
We've been walking forever. You sure you know where you're going????

You went to college at Costco?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
You went to college at Costco? Yeah, I couldn't believe it myself. Luckily, my dad was an alumnus and pulled some strings

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
Yeah, I couldn't believe it myself. Luckily, my dad was an alumnus and pulled some strings

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Welcome to Costco, I love you. I'm the secretary of state. Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
I'm the secretary of state. Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

Why do you keep saying that?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Why do you keep saying that? Cause they pay me every time I do. It's a really good way of making money. You're so smart, why don't you know that???

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
Cause they pay me every time I do. It's a really good way of making money. You're so smart, why don't you know that???


I've never seen plants grow out of a toilet.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
I've never seen plants grow out of a toilet. Hey, that's good. You sure you ain't the smartest guy in the world?

[DaHop72]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
Hey, that's good. You sure you ain't the smartest guy in the world? Have you ever crushed a human skull with your bare hands?

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by DaHop72
Have you ever crushed a human skull with your bare hands? 3 times..... then i got kicked out of biology lab....:(

[DaHop72]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
3 times..... then i got kicked out of biology lab....:( And wrecked your pants like the Incredible Hulk.:devil:

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
Hey, that's good. You sure you ain't the smartest guy in the world?

Like, water from the toilet?

[3afan]

I don't understand this entire thread, but, I've never been to Starbuck's

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by 3afan
I don't understand this entire thread, but, I've never been to Starbuck's Idiocracy

rent it (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/)