Wisdom

[burnet44]

Phyllis Diller: "The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public."

[burnet44]

Max McGee: "When it's third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time."

[STANG RED]

"I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know, important —like a league game or something."
--Dick Butkus

[STANG RED]

"Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport."
--Duffy Daugherty

[gobbler grad]

Originally posted by burnet44
Phyllis Diller: "The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public."


there is so much truth to that statement...:doh:

[sotex]

Originally posted by gobbler grad
there is so much truth to that statement...:doh: Amen bro, and as my wife would say" I can't wear that, Ive already been seen wearing it!"

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by sotex
Amen bro, and as my wife would say" I can't wear that, Ive already been seen wearing it!"


and your point is???? :D

[sotex]

This was in reference to Phyllis Diller's quote about why women don'tplay football because they can't all be seen wearing the same thing.

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
and your point is???? :D
I know, right? Silly men..... :D

[STANG RED]

Originally posted by sotex
Amen bro, and as my wife would say" I can't wear that, Ive already been seen wearing it!"

I used a "previously seen in" outfit one time for a grease rag, gave it back to her and said it had a whole new look now, so she could were it.

For some reason she didnt see the humor in it.:confused: I thought it was funny as hell.

[sotex]

Originally posted by STANG RED
I used a "previously seen in" outfit one time for a grease rag, gave it back to her and said it had a whole new look now, so she could were it.

For some reason she didnt see the humor in it.:confused: I thought it was funny as hell. Funny, heck thats hilarious!:thumbsup:

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by STANG RED
I used a "previously seen in" outfit one time for a grease rag, gave it back to her and said it had a whole new look now, so she could were it.

For some reason she didnt see the humor in it.:confused: I thought it was funny as hell.


We don't care for grease on previously worn outfits that are hanging in our closets collecting dust.

The grease smell might contaminate our other unworn items that have the price tags hanging on them neatly.;)

[STANG RED]

This thread started out with a lot of promise. Then you silly women had to chime in and hijack the whole thing. And worse yet, I let yall sucker me into it with you.:mad:
Danged ol hussies!:hairpunk: