Ingleside Fans....

[AP Panther Fan]

Just a couple of jokes I received this morning....:D

On the first day of school, a kindergarten teacher in an Ingleside
private school explains to her class that she is a Mustang fan. She
asks her students to raise their
hands if they, too, are Mustang fans.

Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their
hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise,
"Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Mustang fan,"
she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Mustang fan,
then who are you a fan of?" "I am an Aransas Pass Panther fan, and proud
of it," Janie
replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray
tell are you a Panther fan?"

"Because my mom is a Panther fan, and my dad is a Panther fan, so
I'm a Panther fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed
tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Panther fan. You don't have to
be just like your parents all of the time.
What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, what would
you be then?"

"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Mustang fan."

[AP Panther Fan]

AN INGLESIDE FAMILY headed out one Saturday to shop for the youngest boy's birthday. While in the Wal-Mart the son picks up a purple Panthers T-shirt and says to his older sister, " Since we're home-schooled and I don't have a team to cheer for, I've decided to become a Panther fan and I would like this shirt for my birthday."

His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him upside his
head and says, "Go talk to mother." Off goes the little lad with the
jersey in hand and finds his mother. "Mom?" "Yes, son?" "I've decided
I'm going to be a Panther fan and I would like this shirt for my birthday."

The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head
and says, "Go talk to your father!" Off he goes with the Panther
shirt in hand and finds his father. "Dad?" > "Yes, son?" "I've decided I'm
going to be a Panther fan and I would like this shirt for my
birthday."

The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son in the back of his
head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"

About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading
towards home.

The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned
something today?"

The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."

"Good! And what is it you learned?"

The son replies, "I've only been a Panther fan for an hour and I
already hate you damn Ingledinks."

[pirate4state]

:clap: :clap: :clap: NICE!!! :D :D :D

[piratebg]

I love it :D