AP Panther Fan
10-08-2007, 12:45 PM
Just a couple of jokes I received this morning....:D
On the first day of school, a kindergarten teacher in an Ingleside
private school explains to her class that she is a Mustang fan. She
asks her students to raise their
hands if they, too, are Mustang fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their
hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise,
"Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Mustang fan,"
she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Mustang fan,
then who are you a fan of?" "I am an Aransas Pass Panther fan, and proud
of it," Janie
replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray
tell are you a Panther fan?"
"Because my mom is a Panther fan, and my dad is a Panther fan, so
I'm a Panther fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed
tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Panther fan. You don't have to
be just like your parents all of the time.
What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, what would
you be then?"
"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Mustang fan."
On the first day of school, a kindergarten teacher in an Ingleside
private school explains to her class that she is a Mustang fan. She
asks her students to raise their
hands if they, too, are Mustang fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their
hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise,
"Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Mustang fan,"
she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Mustang fan,
then who are you a fan of?" "I am an Aransas Pass Panther fan, and proud
of it," Janie
replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray
tell are you a Panther fan?"
"Because my mom is a Panther fan, and my dad is a Panther fan, so
I'm a Panther fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed
tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Panther fan. You don't have to
be just like your parents all of the time.
What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, what would
you be then?"
"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Mustang fan."