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burnet44
10-03-2007, 10:41 PM
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them a part?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone."

BILLYFRED0000
10-04-2007, 12:38 AM
lmao burnett...... good one.....:D

Johnny 5
10-04-2007, 06:38 AM
:clap: :clap: :clap:

luvhoops34
10-04-2007, 07:03 AM
Originally posted by burnet44
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them a part?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone."

That coming for you, the original phone whore.:D

zebrablue2
10-04-2007, 07:50 AM
good one.

piratebg
10-04-2007, 08:00 AM
Cute :)