Dream Date for all you ladies Roy Williams

[burnet44]

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Lions wide receiver Roy Williams is making $1,515,000 this year, which is actually a little less than you might think, considering Jon Kitna is being paid $5 million. Therefore, Williams, under such obvious financial constraints, has to keep a close eye on his bottom line. That is to say: He's amazingly cheap.

Check out Williams

On being cheap: I am cheap, I’m a cheap date. Get you some McDonalds, with some cheese on it and I’m just really cheap, man. I’m very low key, I like to stay home. I like to go bowling on Monday nights and I go to the casino every once and awhile. Other than that, you won’t see Mr. Williams out at all.

On what he plays at the casino: I’m a craps and blackjack guy. I like to throw the dice a little bit. If that doesn’t work out, I’ll take it to the cards.

You do tip the pizza guy? There’s no such thing as a tip. But I am really polite and I say ‘Thank you sir.’ … The pizza man knows, when he comes to my address, he’s coming for free.

If you’re on a date and she wants to go to a nice place, what do you do? I might just take her to the casino and get her a free buffet. If I did take a date out to a nice place, I’d take her to a nice place, like a Red Lobster or something. It wouldn’t be Morton’s or nothing like that.

[STANG RED]

Now theres a man with his priorities in order.:D

[Sweetwater Red]

Originally posted by STANG RED
Now theres a man with his priorities in order.:D

And understands the value of money.:D

[luvhoops34]

Originally posted by burnet44
http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/09/roywilliamshelmet.jpg


Lions wide receiver Roy Williams is making $1,515,000 this year, which is actually a little less than you might think, considering Jon Kitna is being paid $5 million. Therefore, Williams, under such obvious financial constraints, has to keep a close eye on his bottom line. That is to say: He's amazingly cheap.

Check out Williams

On being cheap: I am cheap, I’m a cheap date. Get you some McDonalds, with some cheese on it and I’m just really cheap, man. I’m very low key, I like to stay home. I like to go bowling on Monday nights and I go to the casino every once and awhile. Other than that, you won’t see Mr. Williams out at all.

On what he plays at the casino: I’m a craps and blackjack guy. I like to throw the dice a little bit. If that doesn’t work out, I’ll take it to the cards.

You do tip the pizza guy? There’s no such thing as a tip. But I am really polite and I say ‘Thank you sir.’ … The pizza man knows, when he comes to my address, he’s coming for free.

If you’re on a date and she wants to go to a nice place, what do you do? I might just take her to the casino and get her a free buffet. If I did take a date out to a nice place, I’d take her to a nice place, like a Red Lobster or something. It wouldn’t be Morton’s or nothing like that.


Ummm, NO

If a man won't spend a little money on me to begin with, he doesn't get a second chance.:)

[pirate4state]

LOL Red Lobster :D

[Funk-d-fied]

He spends alot of his oney on traveling back to odessa, you can run into him alot during the offseason and offweeks, he is always at the mall and at pick up games.

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by pirate4state
LOL Red Lobster :D

I love Red Lobster.....they closed the one in Midland down!!:(

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I love Red Lobster.....they closed the one in Midland down!!:( Then you'd be the perfect date for Roy!! :thumbsup:

[rockdale80]

I am sure if I was delivering his pizza for free, then it will be coming with the special sauce:eek: :eek:

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by pirate4state
Then you'd be the perfect date for Roy!! :thumbsup:

For real!! And they have one in Odessa!!!:cool: :p :D

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by rockdale80
I am sure if I was delivering his pizza for free, then it will be coming with the special sauce:eek: :eek:

Like the McDonalds special sauce? He might like that!

[rockdale80]

Originally posted by pirate4state
Like the McDonalds special sauce? He might like that!

Maybe something a little more special. :)

[STANG RED]

Originally posted by rockdale80
I am sure if I was delivering his pizza for free, then it will be coming with the special sauce:eek: :eek:

Are we talking about certain body fluids and/or solids here?:devil:

Im a nice as I can be to waiters and such. Somehow a spit sauce burger just doesnt appeal to me. And I know if I were a waiter and someone treated me like crap, Id make dang sure they ate something that wasnt meant to be eaten. :devil:

[pirate4state]

Yeah, just watch Waiting for good tips on how to treat your waiter/waitress! :thumbsup:

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

He's got it all wrong, he should make the woman pay for the date. :doh:

[IHStangFan]

Originally posted by luvhoops34
Ummm, NO

If a man won't spend a little money on me to begin with, he doesn't get a second chance.:) oh come on hoops, that is contradictory to what the women of today want...to be recognized as equals...successful, independent women! With as many women out there as there are campaigning for women's rights and whatnot...I say "lady, you wanna level playing field....okay..then you take ME out and YOU pay...that'll make us about even ...and when you're done w/ that, change the oil in the trucks and mow the yard". :D :p

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by STANG RED
Are we talking about certain body fluids and/or solids here?:devil:

Im a nice as I can be to waiters and such. Somehow a spit sauce burger just doesnt appeal to me. And I know if I were a waiter and someone treated me like crap, Id make dang sure they ate something that wasnt meant to be eaten. :devil:

just think though...if you eat a spit burger from a waitress, and she's a hottie, it's basically like you were making out with her!!!

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
just think though...if you eat a spit burger from a waitress, and she's a hottie, it's basically like you were making out with her!!! ewwwwwwwwwwwww

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
just think though...if you eat a spit burger from a waitress, and she's a hottie, it's basically like you were making out with her!!!

Your mind works in mysterious ways!!

[BobcatBenny]

Originally posted by IHStangFan
oh come on hoops, that is contradictory to what the women of today want...to be recognized as equals...successful, independent women! With as many women out there as there are campaigning for women's rights and whatnot...I say "lady, you wanna level playing field....okay..then you take ME out and YOU pay...that'll make us about even ...and when you're done w/ that, change the oil in the trucks and mow the yard". :D :p
I am with you on that.

And . . . I will even up the ante.

Men will even give you lovin' even if you aren't that good a date? :D

[burnet44]

Originally posted by BobcatBenny

And . . . I will even up the ante.
Men will even give you lovin' even if you aren't that good a date? :D

lol
self experience?
Oh Im sure the ones who are still dating know that
Im sure lol
you know who you are

oknaynnomilpbm

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by BobcatBenny
I am with you on that.

And . . . I will even up the ante.

Men will even give you lovin' even if you aren't that good a date? :D

LOL this reminds me of an email I received a few weeks ago - too funny. Not board appropriate, but goes along the lines of your last comment. :p

[88bobcats]

Originally posted by luvhoops34
Ummm, NO

If a man won't spend a little money on me to begin with, he doesn't get a second chance.:)



Originally posted by IHStangFan
oh come on hoops, that is contradictory to what the women of today want...to be recognized as equals...successful, independent women! With as many women out there as there are campaigning for women's rights and whatnot...I say "lady, you wanna level playing field....okay..then you take ME out and YOU pay...that'll make us about even ...and when you're done w/ that, change the oil in the trucks and mow the yard". :D :p

I've got to agree with IHStangFan on this one.

The statement, "If a man won't spend a little money on me to begin with, he doesn't get a second chance.", is, in my opinion, as sexist as me saying "If a gal won't help me pour the milk to begin with, she's not getting a second trip to the cookie store."

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by 88bobcats
I've got to agree with IHStangFan on this one.

The statement, "If a man won't spend a little money on me to begin with, he doesn't get a second chance.", is, in my opinion, as sexist as me saying "If a gal won't help me pour the milk to begin with, she's not getting a second trip to the cookie store."


I like the way you gentlemen think.

[AP Panther Fan]

This may surprise you BUT....I am going to side with the guys here. I am all for being thrifty and not overly extravagant...you really don't have to spend alot of money to have a good time.

It's all about the company you keep. If you bore the crap out of me, you wouldn't get a second date regardless of your checking account balance.:)

[luvhoops34]

Originally posted by IHStangFan
oh come on hoops, that is contradictory to what the women of today want...to be recognized as equals...successful, independent women! With as many women out there as there are campaigning for women's rights and whatnot...I say "lady, you wanna level playing field....okay..then you take ME out and YOU pay...that'll make us about even ...and when you're done w/ that, change the oil in the trucks and mow the yard". :D :p

If YOU ask me out, first time date, then I expect you to pay for it. It doesn't have to be fancy or extravagant, but not mickey D's.:D
I certainly don't mind paying for my part after we have been dating. But nobody likes a cheap skate. Man or woman. And I agree with apantherfan, if you bore me to death or are a jerk, you won't get a second chance regardless of your checking account balance. It's not about money, it about respect.

[BobcatBenny]

Originally posted by luvhoops34
. . . It's not about money, it about respect.

RESPECT? Women are as disrespectful a breed as they come.

I have seen daytime TV. So, give me a break.

[88bobcats]

Originally posted by luvhoops34
If YOU ask me out, first time date, then I expect you to pay for it. It doesn't have to be fancy or extravagant, but not mickey D's.:D
I certainly don't mind paying for my part after we have been dating. But nobody likes a cheap skate. Man or woman. And I agree with apantherfan, if you bore me to death or are a jerk, you won't get a second chance regardless of your checking account balance. It's not about money, it about respect.

Now that's a much nicer, less confrontational way of putting it. I guess the key to all of it is that the one doing the asking is the one to be paying the tab.....man or woman.

[GoStafford]

Originally posted by burnet44
http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/09/roywilliamshelmet.jpg


Lions wide receiver Roy Williams is making $1,515,000 this year, which is actually a little less than you might think, considering Jon Kitna is being paid $5 million. Therefore, Williams, under such obvious financial constraints, has to keep a close eye on his bottom line. That is to say: He's amazingly cheap.

Check out Williams

On being cheap: I am cheap, I’m a cheap date. Get you some McDonalds, with some cheese on it and I’m just really cheap, man. I’m very low key, I like to stay home. I like to go bowling on Monday nights and I go to the casino every once and awhile. Other than that, you won’t see Mr. Williams out at all.

On what he plays at the casino: I’m a craps and blackjack guy. I like to throw the dice a little bit. If that doesn’t work out, I’ll take it to the cards.

You do tip the pizza guy? There’s no such thing as a tip. But I am really polite and I say ‘Thank you sir.’ … The pizza man knows, when he comes to my address, he’s coming for free.

If you’re on a date and she wants to go to a nice place, what do you do? I might just take her to the casino and get her a free buffet. If I did take a date out to a nice place, I’d take her to a nice place, like a Red Lobster or something. It wouldn’t be Morton’s or nothing like that.

Buffet? Haha :)