A bubba joke

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Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two Buttholes." "What? He had two buttholes?!" said the mortician. "Yup, everyone knew he had two Buttholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two buttholes.'"


had to edit the last part where it says the same word over.. so you plug in the word you think it is! lol

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You know you're a redneck jedi when..

You hear "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."

You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

Wookiees are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

[PlayaJBiehl20]

werent funny stick to posting about football.

[Bubba-Joe]

Hurtful just plain hurtfull
I thought we was friends
Hurtful, hurtful, hurtful

[STANG RED]

Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
Hurtful just plain hurtfull
I thought we was friends
Hurtful, hurtful, hurtful

Iza worred shez gonna brang me an ol Butkus in on this thang fer a menit thar.

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Originally posted by Bubba-Joe
Hurtful just plain hurtfull
I thought we was friends
Hurtful, hurtful, hurtful

hey i didnt say it was a bubba-joe joke
just a bubba joke not about you

i love my bubba joe:inlove: