Joke

[AP Panther Fan]

A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.





After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (a 100-legged bug) that came in a little white box which served as the bug's house.




He took his purchase home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him.





So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today? We'll have a good time." But there was no answer from his new pet.





This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about it -- are you going to church with me?"





But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.





So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.





He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting,



"HEY IN THERE! WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO CHURCH WITH ME AND LEARN ABOUT THE LORD?"




(YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!)


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A little voice came out of the box....














"I heard you the first time.......

I'm putting on my shoes!"

[pirate4state]

:p :D :p :D :p

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by pirate4state
:p :D :p :D :p


yeah, well it's Friday, and I felt like posting a stupid joke.;) :D

[Phil C]

:D :clap:

[Sweetwater Red]

Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
yeah, well it's Friday, and I felt like posting a stupid joke.;) :D

It's not stupid. I liked it. Now I have a joke I can actually tell my
grandparents.:D