Book Em Danno

[burnet44]

It's been almost one (1) week without an arrest of a Longhorn football player! Good Job Mack - way to keep those boys in line!!!

For those of you that don't know, Austin's Pride has produced, within the last month, four (4) boys- w/ mug shots and prints. Two for armed robbery (w/ firearms), one for auto burglary & DUI and another for DUI) Despite, their days of "good behavior" - I thought you might find these timely!



1. What do you call a drug ring in Austin?

A huddle.

2. Four UT Longhorns in a car, who's driving?

The police.

3. The UT Longhorns have adopted a new "Honor System".

Yes your Honor, No your Honor.

4. The UT Longhorns knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator:

F. Lee Bailey.

5. How do the UT Longhorns spend their first week at fall practice?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

6. What do you say to a Longhorn in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise?

7. If you see Longhorn football player on a bike, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bike!

8. The Longhorns employ scouts. But to look out for cops, not to scout high school kids.

9. I heard a rumor that the Texas Department of Corrections plans to build a new prison in Austin, Texas in order to allow Longhorns to walk to school.

10. What do you call it, when a Longhorn goes on vacation?

Time off for good behavior.

11. Why couldn't the Longhorn get into a huddle on the football field?

It's a parole violation to associate with known felons.

12. Obviously Coach Mack Brown is not paying his players if they have to resort to robbing people.

13. Book 'em, Horns!

[Ranger Mom]

LOL!! I saw that on The Old Coach last week!!

I thought about posting it over here, I thought it was hilarious......but I admit it, I was skeered of the backlash!!!:eek: :eek:

And I'm a Texas fan!!:)

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
LOL!! I saw that on The Old Coach last week!!

I thought about posting it over here, I thought it was hilarious......but I admit it, I was skeered of the backlash!!!:eek: :eek:

And I'm a Texas fan!!:)

Why are you skeered of the backlash? You know how we do. :p

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by pirate4state
Why are you skeered of the backlash? You know how we do. :p

I dunno...I thought I would try to go a week without being slammed!!:devil:

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I dunno...I thought I would try to go a week without being slammed!!:devil: lightweight :p

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I dunno...I thought I would try to go a week without being slammed!!:devil:

so are you saying we should slam burnet44 for bringing it up over here??? ;) :D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by pirate4state
lightweight :p

I typed several responses, only to erase them, so.....

**(insert witty comeback here)**

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
so are you saying we should slam burnet44 for bringing it up over here??? ;) :D

No ...that's not what I was saying at all!!!:p

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
No ...that's not what I was saying at all!!!:p


ok...I could always send a bunch of PMs asking people to report this thread to you!!! :D

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
ok...I could always send a bunch of PMs asking people to report this thread to you!!! :D

That's cool....all those go to my AOL address anyway, which I am not on at work, so Debbie and Rita would have to go through all of them before I would!!:)

[crzyjournalist03]

so a reported thread goes to ALL of the mods?

[burnet44]

ill report it myelf light weights
lol

Ok Im turning myself in

Wait they may ___________________.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
so a reported thread goes to ALL of the mods?

to all mods & admin - so all the snarky comments people like to send us get read by us all :)

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
That's cool....all those go to my AOL address anyway, which I am not on at work, so Debbie and Rita would have to go through all of them before I would!!:)

:tongue:

[GWOOD]

To the mods:

I like this thread and I can't wait for my Longhorn fan co-worker to get back in town.

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by GWOOD
To the mods:

I like this thread and I can't wait for my Longhorn fan co-worker to get back in town.

Hey sometimes you gotta take the good with the bad and be able to laugh at yourself, you know? :D

[JHS_c/o_06']

lol......i've heard these jokes before.......except about other people.....i think the first one i heard it was with Duke.


I know it's all in good fun, but didn't get downlow get shut down for a week because of stuff like this?

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by JHS_c/o_06'
lol......i've heard these jokes before.......except about other people.....i think the first one i heard it was with Duke.


I know it's all in good fun, but didn't get downlow get shut down for a week because of stuff like this?

No one is arguing on this thread:confused: :confused:

[JHS_c/o_06']

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
No one is arguing on this thread:confused: :confused:


lol....true


UNTIL NOW! :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

[Bull19]

Originally posted by burnet44
It's been almost one (1) week without an arrest of a Longhorn football player! Good Job Mack - way to keep those boys in line!!!

For those of you that don't know, Austin's Pride has produced, within the last month, four (4) boys- w/ mug shots and prints. Two for armed robbery (w/ firearms), one for auto burglary & DUI and another for DUI) Despite, their days of "good behavior" - I thought you might find these timely!



1. What do you call a drug ring in Austin?

A huddle.

2. Four UT Longhorns in a car, who's driving?

The police.

3. The UT Longhorns have adopted a new "Honor System".

Yes your Honor, No your Honor.

4. The UT Longhorns knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator:

F. Lee Bailey.

5. How do the UT Longhorns spend their first week at fall practice?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

6. What do you say to a Longhorn in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise?

7. If you see Longhorn football player on a bike, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bike!

8. The Longhorns employ scouts. But to look out for cops, not to scout high school kids.

9. I heard a rumor that the Texas Department of Corrections plans to build a new prison in Austin, Texas in order to allow Longhorns to walk to school.

10. What do you call it, when a Longhorn goes on vacation?

Time off for good behavior.

11. Why couldn't the Longhorn get into a huddle on the football field?

It's a parole violation to associate with known felons.

12. Obviously Coach Mack Brown is not paying his players if they have to resort to robbing people.

13. Book 'em, Horns!


WHAT MAKES IT EVEN MORE FUNNIER IS THAT ITS ALL TRUE

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by JHS_c/o_06'
I know it's all in good fun, but didn't get downlow get shut down for a week because of stuff like this?
:doh: :doh: You should keep up. :p (NOOOOOO is the answer. :D )

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I dunno...I thought I would try to go a week without being slammed!!:devil:
Wimp :p

[Ranger Mom]

Lightweight?? Wimp??

I thought we were all friends!!:confused: :eek: :D

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Lightweight?? Wimp??

I thought we were all friends!!:confused: :eek: :D
:kiss: :inlove: :kiss: