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exbccards76'smom
08-29-2007, 04:25 AM
Today is th big 50 for me!!!

injuredinmelee
08-29-2007, 04:50 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!

Old Green
08-29-2007, 05:18 AM
have a great day:clap:

zebrablue2
08-29-2007, 07:07 AM
happy birthday. hope you have a great day.

3afan
08-29-2007, 07:21 AM
habby b-day

44INAROW
08-29-2007, 07:27 AM
Happy Birthday - Life begins at 50 :) (that's what I hear)

luvhoops34
08-29-2007, 08:11 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!:D :D :D

burnet44
08-29-2007, 08:54 AM
hb

im over 50 lol

yeah iq too

well maybe

Ranger Mom
08-29-2007, 08:58 AM
Happy "Half Century" Birthday!!:D :D

pirate4state
08-29-2007, 10:10 AM
http://bbs.3adownlow.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=69271

;)

Tiger Baseball
08-29-2007, 10:21 AM
Originally posted by exbccards76'smom
Today is th big 50 for me!!!


Happy Birthday!

Ranger Mom
08-29-2007, 10:22 AM
Originally posted by Tiger Baseball
Be sure and go buy a cowboy hat know that your over the hill. :D





An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Bob always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.

He walks into their hotel room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Martha?"

Martha looks him over, "Nope."

Bob says excitedly, "Come on, Martha, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?"

Martha looks again, "Nope."

Frustrated, Bob storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT?"

Martha looks up and says, "Bob, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and the damn thing will be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Bob Yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY THE SON OF B ***** IS HANGING DOWN, MARTHA? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"

To which Martha replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bob. Shoulda bought a hat"

LOL!!!!:D :clap:

Tiger Baseball
08-29-2007, 10:27 AM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
LOL!!!!:D :clap:

I didn't look and see that exbc was a mom, so I deleted the joke. :doh: My bad.