KTA
08-05-2007, 03:38 PM
There were four blondes that were at the gates of heaven waiting anxiously to get in. Saint Peter told them that you will have to answer one question before you come in. The question was: What is the true meaning of Christmas. The first blonde said that it's when you dress up in scary costumes and go get candy. St. Peter said, "Go to hell" and it was so. The next blonde said that it's when you invite a lot of friend over and shoot off fireworks. "Go to hell." The next blonde said it's when you buy a Christmas tree and put presents under it. "Go to hell." The last blonde said, "Well, St. Peter, about 2000 years ago there was a baby boy born unto the Virgin Mary in a manger. For 36 years he preached the word of God unto thousands of people. He then hung on the cross for our sins. They put his body in a tomb where he rested. The next day he came out and saw his shadow."