old priest/new priest

[Adidas410s]

A new priest, born and raised in Texas , is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions.

The new priest hears a couple of confessions, and then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.

The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand and try saying things like 'yes, I see,' and 'yes, go on,' and 'I understand.'

The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest.

The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, "No Crap... what happened next?"

[crzyjournalist03]

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[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
err...don't you mean "crap"???

Yeah....he did!

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Yeah....he did!

;)

[Adidas410s]

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[Phil C]

Originally posted by Adidas410s
A new priest, born and raised in Texas , is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions.

The new priest hears a couple of confessions, and then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.

The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand and try saying things like 'yes, I see,' and 'yes, go on,' and 'I understand.'

The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest.

The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, "No Crap... what happened next?"

Ad I admire the Catholic Church.

[Adidas410s]

Originally posted by Phil C
Ad I admire the Catholic Church.
Phil...I attended a Catholic funeral recently. Very interesting those Catholics are...

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by Adidas410s
http://www.balloonmaniacs.com/images/newbabyrattleheliumballoon.jpg

:confused:

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
:confused:

Maybe he's announcing something??:D

[crzyjournalist03]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Maybe he's announcing something??:D

LOL...I thought maybe he was accusing me of something b/c his post got edited...

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by crzyjournalist03
LOL...I thought maybe he was accusing me of something b/c his post got edited...

Actually...I think he was!!

I would have edited it whether you said anything or not.