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GreenMonster
08-01-2007, 08:20 PM
Well Gang, it's that time of year again, and you all know what that means. Yep, it's time to add to our ranks so that we may continue to squash out all of those she-woman-man-haters. Plus it's just plain ol' clean fun. We are in need of a new RUSH Chairman since we have lost Aggie John to a sudden and untimely demise. Volunteers can can send in their application for RUSH Chairman to either myself or BigDaddyRuss. Thanks for your attention and we look forward to hearing from the masses that wish to be the 2007 F.A.N.T.O.M. RUSH Chairman!!



Sincerely,


El Presidente
carter08
08-01-2007, 08:21 PM
Being Assistant Secretary of Business Affairs is hard work. Can I get me an assistant?
GreenMonster
08-01-2007, 08:23 PM
Originally posted by carter08
Being Assistant Secretary of Business Affairs is hard work. Can I get me an assistant? I have no qualms with that.
sahen
08-01-2007, 08:33 PM
um...i thought i was rush chairman?
lostaussie
08-01-2007, 08:40 PM
being NE Texas fishing correspondent, unlike Carter, I need no help..................unless you know where they are biteing:D
GreenMonster
08-01-2007, 08:41 PM
OOPS!! My mistake. I thought that was one of AJ's hats. I guess that means Shane needs an assistant of his own.
sahen
08-01-2007, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by GreenMonster
OOPS!! My mistake. I thought that was one of AJ's hats. I guess that means Shane needs an assistant of his own.

haha, i cant remember actually....both me and john might have both been rush chairmen....
jason
08-01-2007, 08:46 PM
i want a secretary, preferably somebody like this...

http://www.3wishes.com/images/secretary-d.jpg
Cameron Crazy
08-01-2007, 08:47 PM
i would like to join green monster.:)
lostaussie
08-01-2007, 08:54 PM
Originally posted by Cameron Crazy
i would like to join green monster.:) no smiley suckups allowed.
BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
08-01-2007, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by jason
i want a secretary, preferably somebody like this...

http://www.3wishes.com/images/secretary-d.jpg

I want someone with a body like that too...
GreenMonster
08-01-2007, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by jason
i want a secretary, preferably somebody like this...

http://www.3wishes.com/images/secretary-d.jpg I will agree to this only if she has a HOT sister that is willing to be my communications engineer. You also have to recruit BDR some "talent" for his office area as well.
mustang04
08-01-2007, 09:16 PM
and i need a beautiful assistant as well....how can i be the "Official Ham" of FANTOM if i dont have a partner to "Pork" ?!?!
GreenMonster
08-01-2007, 09:18 PM
Originally posted by mustang04
and i need a beautiful assistant as well....how can i be the "Official Ham" of FANTOM if i dont have a partner to "Pork" ?!?! If you want to "make bacon" with your assistant you need to make sure she gives her full and complete conscent.
DU_stud04
08-01-2007, 09:20 PM
and i need 3 beautiful assistants as well..... how can i be the juggernaut with out atleast 2?

:evil:
hawkfan
08-01-2007, 10:12 PM
I think I can get by with one beautiful assistant to help me figure out ways to crush the opposition.