little johnny

[smustangs]

The teacher told the class to make a sentence using the word definitely. Little Susie raised her hand and said, "The grass is definitely green." The teacher said, "Not always the grass can be brown when its dead." Then little Johnny raised his hand and asked, "Miss are farts lumpy?" and she said, "NO!". Then Little Johnny said, "Well, I most definitely crapped my pants."

[Darren]

Thats great..