District303aPastPlayer
07-25-2007, 07:14 PM
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
A LIST OF INDIVIDUALS AND INSTITUTIONS YOU CAN STILL TRUST, that cannot be paid for, bought off, corrupted, compromised or cajoled into abandoning their ideals, ignoring their responsibilities, acting as dishonest brokers, violating the sacred trusts placed in them, trading hot ashes for trees, setting a bad example for the poor, impressionable children or putting the selfish needs of the few over the altruistic needs of the many, unlike Spock at the end of "Star Trek II":
• NBA referees..nope...
• The President ... no...
• The Vice President... wait..
• White House press secretaries.. uhh...
• Ookie... ummm...
• Congress... well, uhh...
• Congressmen named Duke... hmm...
• International cricket... nope...
• Enron... well, wait...
• Journalists... ummm...
• Tour de France riders... well, there's that guy...
• Scientists employed by tobacco companies... truth commercials...
• AAU coaches... well...
• Aldrich Ames....uuhmmm...
• Drug-free baseball players...uhh....
• Drug-free golfers... well, damn...
• Carolina Panthers punters... crap...
• Stockbrokers...crap x2
• Skynet... uh...
• Big business... well...
• Small business... hmmm...
• Not-for-profit charities... welll...
• Disc jockeys on payola... damn....
• James Frey... haha....
• Italian soccer... riiiiiight....
• UN Oil-for-Food...hahahaha....
• High school football recruiters....wylie...
• The Archdiocese of Los Angeles, which has no need for sexual abuse insurance... uhhh...
• College sports boosters... Car dealers be damned...
• The cops... rodney king? amadu dialo?
• The pharmaceutical industry... okay sure
• Former U.S. Secretary of War William Belknap.... no sir...
• Anyone IM'ing Chris Hansen with a promise of taquitos and a case of domestic beer.... hahaha
• Our slave-owning Founding Fathers... good one...
• Fans of Mardy Fish... huh?
• Boxing judges... Don King what??
• French figure skating judges.... oh canada....
• Olympic bid evaluators... payola x2
• Guys who get little kids to collect autographs then sell them on eBay...i know him!!
• Page 2 writers who strongly endorse Lexus or whatever brand is splayed across the top of this page... lol...
• The people choosing "Who's Now"... finally, someone we can trust!!
A LIST OF INDIVIDUALS AND INSTITUTIONS YOU CAN STILL TRUST, that cannot be paid for, bought off, corrupted, compromised or cajoled into abandoning their ideals, ignoring their responsibilities, acting as dishonest brokers, violating the sacred trusts placed in them, trading hot ashes for trees, setting a bad example for the poor, impressionable children or putting the selfish needs of the few over the altruistic needs of the many, unlike Spock at the end of "Star Trek II":
• NBA referees..nope...
• The President ... no...
• The Vice President... wait..
• White House press secretaries.. uhh...
• Ookie... ummm...
• Congress... well, uhh...
• Congressmen named Duke... hmm...
• International cricket... nope...
• Enron... well, wait...
• Journalists... ummm...
• Tour de France riders... well, there's that guy...
• Scientists employed by tobacco companies... truth commercials...
• AAU coaches... well...
• Aldrich Ames....uuhmmm...
• Drug-free baseball players...uhh....
• Drug-free golfers... well, damn...
• Carolina Panthers punters... crap...
• Stockbrokers...crap x2
• Skynet... uh...
• Big business... well...
• Small business... hmmm...
• Not-for-profit charities... welll...
• Disc jockeys on payola... damn....
• James Frey... haha....
• Italian soccer... riiiiiight....
• UN Oil-for-Food...hahahaha....
• High school football recruiters....wylie...
• The Archdiocese of Los Angeles, which has no need for sexual abuse insurance... uhhh...
• College sports boosters... Car dealers be damned...
• The cops... rodney king? amadu dialo?
• The pharmaceutical industry... okay sure
• Former U.S. Secretary of War William Belknap.... no sir...
• Anyone IM'ing Chris Hansen with a promise of taquitos and a case of domestic beer.... hahaha
• Our slave-owning Founding Fathers... good one...
• Fans of Mardy Fish... huh?
• Boxing judges... Don King what??
• French figure skating judges.... oh canada....
• Olympic bid evaluators... payola x2
• Guys who get little kids to collect autographs then sell them on eBay...i know him!!
• Page 2 writers who strongly endorse Lexus or whatever brand is splayed across the top of this page... lol...
• The people choosing "Who's Now"... finally, someone we can trust!!