Moldie Oldie

[44INAROW]

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming,
so he fixed it up nice picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple
and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't
been there for a while, and looks it over. He grabbed a five-gallon
bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young
women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he
said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Some old men can still think fast.

[AP Panther Fan]

hahaha....I had heard the same joke, slightly different version. The women swimming were nuns.:eek:

[44INAROW]

by the way - spoke with lil44 and middle44 @ 7 AM our time and they were just about to get onto Interstate 10 - they are making excellent time.. Should be in my driveway by 9:45 pm or so.

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by 44INAROW
by the way - spoke with lil44 and middle44 @ 7 AM our time and they were just about to get onto Interstate 10 - they are making excellent time.. Should be in my driveway by 9:45 pm or so.


woo hooo.....I know someone is anxious for their safe return. Hope you enjoy the weekend and getting to have the whole gang together. :D

[charlesrixey]

:)