Has anyone ever tried these pickup lines?

[piratebg]

Redneck's pick up lines

1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you wuz a tree and I wuz a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer
hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a
light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer
bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as winder cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

AND the best Redneck pick-up line:

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my
nuts tighten up.

[Gobbla2001]

haha

[carter08]

No.

But I will remember #10

[Gobbla2001]

Originally posted by carter08
No.

But I will remember #10

#10 is so creapy, that's why I cracked up

[g$$]

Wow. #6 is funny though...

[Txbroadcaster]

Number 8 is actually one that would get some chuckles

[jason]

Originally posted by Gobbla2001
#10 is so creapy, that's why I cracked up thats how i picked up talena

:D

[luvhoops34]

I bet y'all have never heard this one. It's an oldie but goodie.

It has to be cold outside or inside for it to work properly.

A guy notices a girl is cold and he comes up to her and says, "I've got an arm strong heater". ;)

[sahen]

actually i used 8 before and it worked for a laugh and it did get the ice broke, so yah, go figure....except i said big polar bear instead of fat penguin.....

[JasperDog94]

Originally posted by piratebg
Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." Nice. I've never heard that one before.:clap:

[Fal44]

lol, I used to tell this girl at my school these stupid lines to make her laugh... almost everyday I had a new one, It was pretty funny.

[tigerpride_08]

i use the corny ones just for fun and now these will keep the laughs going...thank you!:D

[BILLYFRED0000]

You fergot one or two critical ones.

Here is one I kin think of off the bat.

Man that is one pretty tooth you have.........

[burnet44]

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

[pancho villa]

Picked up my ol lady with "can I have a ride home, my truck and trailer got impounded"

[luvhoops34]

Originally posted by pancho villa
Picked up my ol lady with "can I have a ride home, my truck and trailer got impounded"

That's funny....:D You just never know what women will go for...;)

[smustangs]

haha those are great might have to try them at the club tom night haha

[Matthew328]

Guy: "Do you work for UPS???"

Girl: "No"

Guy: "Oh, I thought you might since I saw you checking out my package"

[pancho villa]

Originally posted by Matthew328
Guy: "Do you work for UPS???"

Girl: "No"

Guy: "Oh, I thought you might since I saw you checking out my package"

Great 1

[slpybear the bullfan]

Two that the ol slpybear has used....


1.) "Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day."

Corny, but effective on the counter help at various fast food establishments in towns with populations under 3,000.


2.) "Do you have a keg in those pants? 'Cause I'd like to tap that @$$."

If she slaps you then she is respectable. If not, you still have a winner.

[ASUFrisbeeStud]

#13 is greatness.

[fireman1]

Ive used #5 just messing around and it worked haha or maybe it was just my natural charm:D