burnet44
06-28-2007, 12:20 AM
Im sure since I posted this there will be plenty of flamers.
or
because I posted it people wont even read it
The other day Cowherd was talking about code words for selling
NFL-Real estate-dating
some of these are pretty funny
add some of your own
Code Words:
Football recruiting
Runs good routes = slow
A Field General = can’t run, slow, feet in cement-Drew Bedslow
Has good size needs development = fat AND slow
Sleeper-USC didn’t recruit him
Good hands Good routs-he runs a 4.7
Good hands Good routes and gritty-Really slow
Great Prospect-Great size but really cant play
Athletic-stats are not very good-big strong athletic-plays in a mediocre league and didn’t dominate
Plays the draw and screens well-cant rush the passer i.e. slow
Good run stopper-can't cover the pass
Sees the field-cant read his progression
Experienced-sat on the bench a lot
Accurate passer-no arm strength
Tall-he is less than 6 foot
Good pass rusher-can't stop the run
Growth potential-short and or small
Great speed needs development-cant catch a cold
Needs development-can only run the fade
Needs development part deaux-can't read coverages
Scrambles well-cant pass
Run blocks well-slow feet gives up sacks
Doesn’t take plays off-takes plays off
Possession receiver-slow
Recovers quickly-easily fooled by misdirection-or too stupid to read keys-uncoachable
Uncanny-does his own thing
Intense-roids
Dating Services Recruiting
Women
Athletic-flat chest
Voluptuous-round like an orange
Curvy-over weight
Outgoing-loud and obnoxious
Friendship First-trying to live down her reputation
Funny-annoying
Intelligent-no you think you are and you will spend 2 hours telling me
Passionate-Sloppy Drunk
Poet-Schizophrenic
Spontaneous-getting busy by the 2nd date
Religious-getting busy by the 4th date
Enjoys long walks-Car has been repossessed
Wants Soul mate- One step away from stalking
Old-fashioned-Lights out, missionary position only
Exotic Beauty-Would frighten a Martian
In Transition-Needs new sugar-daddy to pay the bills
Men
40ish-52 and looking for 25-year old
Athletic- Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
Fun-Good with a remote and a six pack (see athletic)
Self-employed- Jobless
Thoughtful- Says "Please" when demanding a beer
Enjoy moonlit nights- Can’t pay the electric bill
Gourmet cook- Can just about manage microwaving frozen dinners
Fun-loving- Expects to be entertained
Internet entrepreneur- Big-time spammer
Nontraditional- Ex-wife lives in the basement
Outgoing-Loud
Romantic-Looks better by candle light
Average looking- Ugly
Financially Secure-One paycheck from the street
Emotionally Secure-Medicated
Distinguished-looking-Fat, gray, and balding
Buying a House
New Security System Installed = Bad neighborhood
Fixer Upper = dump
New plumbing = the sink don’t leak anymore
New Roof-roof don’t leak as much anymore
New Flowers-we pulled the weeds
New paint-we covered the crayon marks on the wall
New wallpaper-we covered the holes in the wall
New fence-the last people had a bonfire in the backyard
2 car garage-only if you own 2 Yogo’s
Charming-small
Spacious-3 closet size bedrooms
Nice size lot-no backyard
As, is = I ain't going to fix it. If you want it, you fix it
Price Reduced = Desperate agent (or stubborn seller) Listed to high to begin with
Diamond in the rough = Needs too much work
Lots of Potential = Bull doze it
Needs some work = Home is covered in wallpaper w/ 70's carpet
Hurry this won't last-we can’t give it away
Easy Access-it’s on the highway
Schools Close-you live across the street from it
Great neighborhood-this house isn't very nice but your neighbors is
or
because I posted it people wont even read it
The other day Cowherd was talking about code words for selling
NFL-Real estate-dating
some of these are pretty funny
add some of your own
Code Words:
Football recruiting
Runs good routes = slow
A Field General = can’t run, slow, feet in cement-Drew Bedslow
Has good size needs development = fat AND slow
Sleeper-USC didn’t recruit him
Good hands Good routs-he runs a 4.7
Good hands Good routes and gritty-Really slow
Great Prospect-Great size but really cant play
Athletic-stats are not very good-big strong athletic-plays in a mediocre league and didn’t dominate
Plays the draw and screens well-cant rush the passer i.e. slow
Good run stopper-can't cover the pass
Sees the field-cant read his progression
Experienced-sat on the bench a lot
Accurate passer-no arm strength
Tall-he is less than 6 foot
Good pass rusher-can't stop the run
Growth potential-short and or small
Great speed needs development-cant catch a cold
Needs development-can only run the fade
Needs development part deaux-can't read coverages
Scrambles well-cant pass
Run blocks well-slow feet gives up sacks
Doesn’t take plays off-takes plays off
Possession receiver-slow
Recovers quickly-easily fooled by misdirection-or too stupid to read keys-uncoachable
Uncanny-does his own thing
Intense-roids
Dating Services Recruiting
Women
Athletic-flat chest
Voluptuous-round like an orange
Curvy-over weight
Outgoing-loud and obnoxious
Friendship First-trying to live down her reputation
Funny-annoying
Intelligent-no you think you are and you will spend 2 hours telling me
Passionate-Sloppy Drunk
Poet-Schizophrenic
Spontaneous-getting busy by the 2nd date
Religious-getting busy by the 4th date
Enjoys long walks-Car has been repossessed
Wants Soul mate- One step away from stalking
Old-fashioned-Lights out, missionary position only
Exotic Beauty-Would frighten a Martian
In Transition-Needs new sugar-daddy to pay the bills
Men
40ish-52 and looking for 25-year old
Athletic- Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
Fun-Good with a remote and a six pack (see athletic)
Self-employed- Jobless
Thoughtful- Says "Please" when demanding a beer
Enjoy moonlit nights- Can’t pay the electric bill
Gourmet cook- Can just about manage microwaving frozen dinners
Fun-loving- Expects to be entertained
Internet entrepreneur- Big-time spammer
Nontraditional- Ex-wife lives in the basement
Outgoing-Loud
Romantic-Looks better by candle light
Average looking- Ugly
Financially Secure-One paycheck from the street
Emotionally Secure-Medicated
Distinguished-looking-Fat, gray, and balding
Buying a House
New Security System Installed = Bad neighborhood
Fixer Upper = dump
New plumbing = the sink don’t leak anymore
New Roof-roof don’t leak as much anymore
New Flowers-we pulled the weeds
New paint-we covered the crayon marks on the wall
New wallpaper-we covered the holes in the wall
New fence-the last people had a bonfire in the backyard
2 car garage-only if you own 2 Yogo’s
Charming-small
Spacious-3 closet size bedrooms
Nice size lot-no backyard
As, is = I ain't going to fix it. If you want it, you fix it
Price Reduced = Desperate agent (or stubborn seller) Listed to high to begin with
Diamond in the rough = Needs too much work
Lots of Potential = Bull doze it
Needs some work = Home is covered in wallpaper w/ 70's carpet
Hurry this won't last-we can’t give it away
Easy Access-it’s on the highway
Schools Close-you live across the street from it
Great neighborhood-this house isn't very nice but your neighbors is