Old Cardinal
08-18-2003, 02:27 PM
He is how some 4th graders finished some cliches---
* The grass is always greener...when you have the sprinkler on
*A rolling stone...plays the guitar.
*A bird in the hand is..a real mess.
*No news is...no newspaper.
*It's better to light one candle...than to waste electricity.
*The grass in always greener...when you remember to water it.
*Don't count your chickens...it takes too long.
*There is nothing new under the...bed
*The grass is always greener...when you put manure on it.
*A journey of a thousand miles begins with...a blister.
*Early to bed and early to rise...is first in the bathroom.
*It's always darkest before...9:30 p.m.
*Better to light a candle than to...light an explosive.
*Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and...someone yells, "Shut up!"
*I think, therefore I...get a headache.
*Too err is human...To eat a muskrat is not.
*The squeaking wheel gets.... annoying.
* Never put off 'till tomorrow what you...should have done yesterday.
*If you can't stand the heat ....go swimming.
*You have nothing to fear but...homework.
*It's always darkest before...I open my eyes.
<small>[ August 18, 2003, 02:31 PM: Message edited by: Old Cardinal ]</small>
* The grass is always greener...when you have the sprinkler on
*A rolling stone...plays the guitar.
*A bird in the hand is..a real mess.
*No news is...no newspaper.
*It's better to light one candle...than to waste electricity.
*The grass in always greener...when you remember to water it.
*Don't count your chickens...it takes too long.
*There is nothing new under the...bed
*The grass is always greener...when you put manure on it.
*A journey of a thousand miles begins with...a blister.
*Early to bed and early to rise...is first in the bathroom.
*It's always darkest before...9:30 p.m.
*Better to light a candle than to...light an explosive.
*Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and...someone yells, "Shut up!"
*I think, therefore I...get a headache.
*Too err is human...To eat a muskrat is not.
*The squeaking wheel gets.... annoying.
* Never put off 'till tomorrow what you...should have done yesterday.
*If you can't stand the heat ....go swimming.
*You have nothing to fear but...homework.
*It's always darkest before...I open my eyes.
<small>[ August 18, 2003, 02:31 PM: Message edited by: Old Cardinal ]</small>