My experience at Lowe's today!!

[kaorder1999]

Yeah...so I go to Lowes today to get some stuff to start constructing my new patio.....

well...

On the way I realize I have to pee soooo bad. When I got there I hauled butt into the store because it was really getting bad. A guy points me in the direction of the restrooms. I run towards the restrooms and get in there and do my business. As I'm standing there in the stall i hear some female voices as they walked in.

Yeah...i was in the ladies room. I had no idea what to do but I didnt want them to think I was in there spying on ladies or something so I said out loud, "sorry ladies, I came to the wrong restroom...i'll be out in a sec..." They just laughed! Unbelieveable!

[Emerson1]

Only a resident of Crandall could do that

[Gobbla2001]

oh man, you gotta hate that...

I've done that twice at the Wal Mart in Victoria... up front the mens is on the left and the womens is on the right... in the back it's switched...

[Snyder_TigerFan]

On your way out, did you tell them that you put the seat back down?:D

[JasperDog94]

At least you were honest and said something.

[Rabbit'93]

you must've had to "back one in" or otherwise you'd probably notice no urinals.

However that is pretty funny. Was it the one in Forney?

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by kaorder1999
Yeah...so I go to Lowes today to get some stuff to start constructing my new patio.....

well...

On the way I realize I have to pee soooo pad. When I got there I hauled butt into the store because it was really getting bad. A guy points me in the direction of the restrooms. I run towards the restrooms and get in there and do my business. As I'm standing there in the stall i hear some female voices as they walked in.

Yeah...i was in the ladies room. I had no idea what to do but I didnt want them to think I was in there spying on ladies or something so I said out loud, "sorry ladies, I came to the wrong restroom...i'll be out in a sec..." They just laughed! Unbelieveable!

HAHAHA - "pee soooo pad" ;) maybe if you had worn a pad you wouldn't have to worry :p :p

[No Show Jones]

At least you were just urinating and not dropping a deuce.

[mustang59]

I'd say you handled the situation pretty well.

[Emerson1]

I would of just sat down and waited for them to leave. Then just went home lol.

[Gobbla2001]

speaking of bathroom experiences, this one cracks me up...

I was at a wal mart I think, and this old dude pulls up to the urinal beside me and drops his clothes completely to urinate... like a little four year old... the shorts hit the floor and I had to leave before I hurt the dude's feelers with a burst of laughter

[buff4ever]

You my friend were not good UNDER PRESSURE. You need to be able to see that on the run w/o having to think about it. Still funny as H***

[Txbroadcaster]

Guess we need to be scanning the Sexual predator list in Crandall to see when KA shows up on it

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Smooth....real smooth.

[sww-bull52]

Originally posted by buff4ever
You my friend were not good UNDER PRESSURE. You need to be able to see that on the run w/o having to think about it. Still funny as H***

Sounds like he was seeing everything thru a yellow haze:D

[kaorder1999]

haha...sorry about the pad comment. Cant spell when im typing fast. It was funny as hell though. Wonder if I will be recognized when I go back to Lowes!

[Gobbla2001]

Originally posted by kaorder1999
Wonder if I will be recognized when I go back to Lowes!

I worked at Lowe's back when I was still goin' to college (need to go back)... what they do when that happens is put your picture next to the ones who write hot checks...

[charlesrixey]

done that in a bar, but not sober