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burnet44
06-19-2007, 04:41 PM
MEDICAL ALERT

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating Neutralize-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should tell five of your friends this warning. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

DU_stud04
06-19-2007, 04:46 PM
i hear this virus pays good for some people. im just lookin for more. :D

charlesrixey
06-19-2007, 04:50 PM
wow that is delightful

burnet44
06-19-2007, 04:54 PM
thanks guys
not everyone likes me
"... and thank you for your support."

Phantom Stang
06-19-2007, 05:09 PM
LMAO

AP Panther Fan
06-19-2007, 05:13 PM
It has been one of those days ... I am thinking I might need several doses of Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter....stat! :)

burnet44
06-19-2007, 05:22 PM
I heard Shiner make a good perscription
Jack aint bad ethier