What is your quest?

[JasperDog94]

To find the Holy Grail.:D

[crzyjournalist03]

"VVHHAT is your name?"

"VVHAT is your favorite color?"

[JasperDog94]

In Argentina our sax player got bit by a parrot. This parrot bit all the way through his finger.

Needless to say the Monty Python quotes came flying.

"It's a ferocious beast with pointy fangs."

"Run away! Run away!!!"

[pirate4state]

LOL

[shankbear]

Your father smells of elderberries.

[charlesrixey]

your mother was a hampster!

[carter08]

Ni Ni Ni Ni Ni

[JasperDog94]

Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade.

[rangerjim]

come back you coward, I'll gum you to death........

[Bulldog_12]

What makes you think she's a witch?

Well, she turned me into a newt!

A newt?

... I got better.

[pirate4state]

You don't frighten us, English pig dogs.

Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person.

I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

[No Show Jones]

Black Knight! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=2eMkth8FWno&mode=related&search=)

She's a witch! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g)

Camelot (http://youtube.com/watch?v=eLF3nSEQIlU)

[burnet44]

King Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid B******. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: *Look*!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.

[Bulldog_12]

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...




Seeing this thread made me watch this movie again today. Pure gold.