You've got to be kidding me

[Adidas410s]

Man fined for using free wi-fi (http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20070522-michigan-man-arrested-for-using-cafes-free-wifi-from-his-car.html)

[Emerson1]

Glad to see you get into more trouble for stealing wi-fi then if you get a DWI

[Adidas410s]

DWI's are expensive...to the tune of $5k give or take...