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pirate44
06-15-2007, 04:15 PM
the past 2 days my son's swimming class was cancelled due to a "fecal accident" in the pool during the class before his. so right as we are showing up, they tell us this. My son is sad he cant swim. and ive wasted my time by leaving early from work to get him there in time. this has happened 2 days in a row by the same 9 year old girl. yes, 9 year old girl. and the instructor tells me that he doesnt know how to tell the parents its their daughter:mad:
CautionOrange
06-15-2007, 04:17 PM
Make it stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink!
LH Panther Mom
06-15-2007, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by pirate44
the past 2 days my son's swimming class was cancelled due to a "fecal accident" in the pool during the class before his. so right as we are showing up, they tell us this. My son is sad he cant swim. and ive wasted my time by leaving early from work to get him there in time. this has happened 2 days in a row by the same 9 year old girl. yes, 9 year old girl. and the instructor tells me that he doesnt know how to tell the parents its their daughter:mad:
The instructor needs to grow some. ;)
pirate44
06-15-2007, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
The instructor needs to grow some. ;)
the water was cold ya know
CautionOrange
06-15-2007, 04:18 PM
Hmm, if yellow and blue make green, what does brown and .............. never mind.
44INAROW
06-15-2007, 04:20 PM
just for grins - take a Baby Ruth bar today and throw it in the water............ DDOOOOO DEEEEEEEE....

sorry for little Mikey - I hope he gets to swim today
pirate4state
06-15-2007, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by pirate44
the past 2 days my son's swimming class was cancelled due to a "fecal accident" in the pool during the class before his. so right as we are showing up, they tell us this. My son is sad he cant swim. and ive wasted my time by leaving early from work to get him there in time. this has happened 2 days in a row by the same 9 year old girl. yes, 9 year old girl. and the instructor tells me that he doesnt know how to tell the parents its their daughter:mad: Why don't you just ask in a very loud voice who left the baby ruth in the pool? :D ewwwwwwww

I'm sorry for Mikey. :(
CautionOrange
06-15-2007, 04:21 PM
If the log rolls over, we'll all be dead..... :-)
Highschoolfan78
06-15-2007, 04:21 PM
haha wow.. As horrible as it is for you pirate, this is quite hilarious... Maybe anxiety really kicks in for this young girl when she's in the pool?
CautionOrange
06-15-2007, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by Highschoolfan78
haha wow.. As horrible as it is for you pirate, this is quite hilarious... Maybe anxiety really kicks in for this young girl when she's in the pool?

If she's doing it on purpose, she's going to have a very lonely prom night one day.
44INAROW
06-15-2007, 04:34 PM
can you imagine being remembered as "the girl who crapped in the pool"? Wow -
CautionOrange
06-15-2007, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by 44INAROW
can you imagine being remembered as "the girl who crapped in the pool"? Wow -

You gotta watch this:

http://209.85.165.104/search?q=cache:GwJHP90aJ04J:www.drinkalot.com/Videos/564/Oops_I_crapped_my_pants.htm+oops+i+crapped+my+pant s&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us
Ranger Mom
06-15-2007, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by CautionOrange
You gotta watch this:

http://209.85.165.104/search?q=cache:GwJHP90aJ04J:www.drinkalot.com/Videos/564/Oops_I_crapped_my_pants.htm+oops+i+crapped+my+pant s&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us

ROFL.....that was a good one!!
Chief Woodman
06-15-2007, 04:42 PM
Does this make it a pool stool?
AP Panther Fan
06-15-2007, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by pirate44
the past 2 days my son's swimming class was cancelled due to a "fecal accident"


I first read that as "fatal accident"...thank goodness the day is almost over.
District303aPastPlayer
06-15-2007, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by Chief Woodman
Does this make it a pool stool?

that made me laugh
CautionOrange
06-15-2007, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by Chief Woodman
Does this make it a pool stool?


Welcome to our "ool"

Notice there's not an "st" in it... Let's keep it that way.
YoePride05
06-15-2007, 05:46 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3dpkcOPwZk
GreenMonster
06-15-2007, 06:12 PM
anyone have a clip of Carl from Caddyshack taking a big bite of the "poop" that was floating in the pool?? That was awesome!
44INAROW
06-15-2007, 08:00 PM
lol both videos are too funny....... "scoop the poop" rofl
smustangs
06-15-2007, 11:56 PM
Originally posted by 44INAROW
can you imagine being remembered as "the girl who crapped in the pool"? Wow -

haha something about this post made me laugh very hard
smustangs
06-15-2007, 11:58 PM
haha funny thing is the episode of south park im watching right now is the one were the boys make 3,000 kids play a song that makes the whole world crap their pants at the same time
BreckTxLonghorn
06-16-2007, 11:51 AM
Originally posted by smustangs
haha funny thing is the episode of south park im watching right now is the one were the boys make 3,000 kids play a song that makes the whole world crap their pants at the same time


The Brown noise!! CLASSIC episode.
Gobbla2001
06-16-2007, 11:56 AM
ahhh, brings back memories of church camp up in Kerrville when I was little guy...

the Mr. Lifeguard man tell us the rules every time like this...

"Rule nummer one, ya can't swim, here's some floaties
Rule nummer two, do not dunk anybody under thuh water
Rule nummer three, no peen in thuh poo
Rule nummer four, no peen in thuh poo"