Gsquared
06-12-2007, 12:07 PM
Ole is walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty dollars . ."she whispers.
He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides, what the heck, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making luff to my Vife," Ole answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
"Vell," says Ole, " I din't needer, 'til you shine that dang light in her face."
"Twenty dollars . ."she whispers.
He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides, what the heck, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making luff to my Vife," Ole answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
"Vell," says Ole, " I din't needer, 'til you shine that dang light in her face."