Paris Hilton to be....

[Emerson1]

released from jail after a whopping 3 days.

[Emerson1]

She will be subject to house arrest for 40 days due to a "medical condition"

[Adidas410s]

http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSN0718148720070607

[99IHSMustang]

Originally posted by Emerson1
She will be subject to house arrest for 40 days due to a "medical condition"

What a crock of ****!

[3afan]

From Letterman last night:


Top Ten Signs Paris Hilton Isn't Doing Well In Prison

10 Suffering from insomnia because she's not used to sleeping in the same bed every night

9 Too depressed to participate in prison riots

8 Desperate for intimacy, she made a boyfriend out of a stuffed laundry bag

7 She's ballooned to 93 pounds

6 Only time she said "That's hot!" was during delousing HA HA

5 Knitted a tea cozy from rat fur (sorry -- that joke was left over from an old Martha Stewart list)

4 Only call she received was from Eddie Brill asking for her out cue

3 Was overheard muttering something about voting for Kucinich

2 Started a pen pal romance with Phil Spector

1 At last night's conjugal she seemed distant

[DDBooger]

come on guys we all know the system is fair, if it was me im sure i'd be out in 3 days as well!:rolleyes: lol

[Fotbol]

Celebrity status vs the Average Joe
When I heard that Paris Hilton was release from jail for Unspecified medical reasons, and Idea hit me; I will call me Supervisor and ask can I have tomorrow off for Unspecified Medical reasons, yeah that should work, I mean Paris used it.
Supervisor's repsonse, Sure Derrick you can have tomorrow off, and are you willing to take and Unspecified pay cut:eek: , Derrick simply stated,"I'll see u tomorrow boss".:D :D

[Fotbol]

Refer to Fotbol's Paris Hilton Thread....funny:clap: