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Emerson1
06-07-2007, 09:15 AM
released from jail after a whopping 3 days.
Emerson1
06-07-2007, 09:20 AM
She will be subject to house arrest for 40 days due to a "medical condition"
Adidas410s
06-07-2007, 09:48 AM
http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSN0718148720070607
99IHSMustang
06-07-2007, 09:57 AM
Originally posted by Emerson1
She will be subject to house arrest for 40 days due to a "medical condition"
What a crock of ****!
3afan
06-07-2007, 12:41 PM
From Letterman last night:
Top Ten Signs Paris Hilton Isn't Doing Well In Prison
10 Suffering from insomnia because she's not used to sleeping in the same bed every night
9 Too depressed to participate in prison riots
8 Desperate for intimacy, she made a boyfriend out of a stuffed laundry bag
7 She's ballooned to 93 pounds
6 Only time she said "That's hot!" was during delousing HA HA
5 Knitted a tea cozy from rat fur (sorry -- that joke was left over from an old Martha Stewart list)
4 Only call she received was from Eddie Brill asking for her out cue
3 Was overheard muttering something about voting for Kucinich
2 Started a pen pal romance with Phil Spector
1 At last night's conjugal she seemed distant
DDBooger
06-07-2007, 12:53 PM
come on guys we all know the system is fair, if it was me im sure i'd be out in 3 days as well!:rolleyes: lol
Fotbol
06-07-2007, 02:00 PM
Celebrity status vs the Average Joe
When I heard that Paris Hilton was release from jail for Unspecified medical reasons, and Idea hit me; I will call me Supervisor and ask can I have tomorrow off for Unspecified Medical reasons, yeah that should work, I mean Paris used it.
Supervisor's repsonse, Sure Derrick you can have tomorrow off, and are you willing to take and Unspecified pay cut:eek: , Derrick simply stated,"I'll see u tomorrow boss".:D :D
Fotbol
06-07-2007, 02:03 PM
Refer to Fotbol's Paris Hilton Thread....funny:clap:
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