Redneck test for CHS_CG

[LH Panther Mom]

The Redneck Test

A true test of your Southern-ness. This test really can't be cheated on, either you know it or you don't. The true southerner should achieve a minimum in the high teens.

1) How many Vienna Sausages are in a can?
2) What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars?
3) Bill Dance is good at what?
4) What university does Bill Dance root for?
5) Where did Herschel Walker play football (college)?
6) After boiling peanuts for an hour you have what?
7) In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8?
8) A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin language?
9) What is a chigger?
10) What is scrapple?
11) Where is "The Redneck Riviera?"
12) What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak tree?
13) What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury, __________________.
14) What's the common name for a bowfin?
15) If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get?
16) Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart?"
17) What are grits made out of?
18) Who was nicknamed "The Bear"?
19) Why is the Blue Ridge blue?
20) What did The Baldwin Sisters make?
21) Who was Andy Taylor's love interest?
22) What are the call letters for the radio station that carries "The Grand Ol'Opry"?
23) Where would you grow those yellow onions?
24) What sport requires 3 legs and a rope?
25) What instrument did Bill Monroe play (typically)?
26) How many strings on a banjo (two possible aswers) ?
27) When you argue with a fool, what is he doing?
28) What is a scuppernong?
29) Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu?
30) Why do you want to eat "high on the hog?"
31) What color is your John Deere?
32) What do you call the offspring of a mule?
33) What do you harvest when you plant "shade"?

3 points per correct answer. You get 1 point to start.

Answers below, don't peek



***After you put your answers, I'll post the correct ones.*** :devil:

[CHS_CG]

I will answer the ones i might have a clue about
1) 5?
2) 43 and red and blue
9) lil pest that is in grass that will bite you and leave redmarks on your legs and leave you very itchy
15) a cow
16) I cant remember but i can probably tell ya the words
24) 3 legged race
26) 3 or 4
31) I dont have one but they are yellow and green



since i cant answer but 7 of these questions this proves i am so not redneck!

[Phil C]

RECENT PICTURES OF THE BABY GIRL!

:mad:

[charlesrixey]

1) How many Vienna Sausages are in a can? 7

5) Where did Herschel Walker play football (college)? Georgia

6) After boiling peanuts for an hour you have what?

8) A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin language? french

9) What is a chigger? insect that lives in tall grass

17) What are grits made out of?
18) Who was nicknamed "The Bear"? Bear Bryant


24) What sport requires 3 legs and a rope? three-legged race?

26) How many strings on a banjo (two possible aswers) ? 4

30) Why do you want to eat "high on the hog?" more tender meat?

31) What color is your John Deere? green and yellow

33) What do you harvest when you plant "shade"? corn?

3 points per correct answer. You get 1 point to start.

[44INAROW]

1) How many Vienna Sausages are in a can? 7

3) Bill Dance is good at what? fishing

8) A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin language? French
9) What is a chigger? little bug that bites

11) Where is "The Redneck Riviera?" the gulf coast
12) What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak tree? ball moss
13) What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury, Yamaha
15) If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get? calf
16) Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart?" hank Williams
17) What are grits made out of? hominy
18) Who was nicknamed "The Bear"? Bryant
21) Who was Andy Taylor's love interest?Helen Crump
24) What sport requires 3 legs and a rope? 3 legged race
25) What instrument did Bill Monroe play (typically)? Guitar
30) Why do you want to eat "high on the hog?" cause the meat is good and less fat
31) What color is your John Deere? green and yellow
32) What do you call the offspring of a mule? jack ass

[GreenMonster]

1.7
2. 43 and baby blue
3. fishin
4. Tennessee
5. Georgia
6. Peanut butter
7. 350
8.french
9. an ankle biter
10. ?
11. Gulf coast
12. moss
13. Evinrude
14. ?
15. nothing, a steer ain't got no balls
16. Hank Williams Sr.
17. hominy
18. Paul "Bear" Bryant
19. It hasn't had sex in a really long time, much like the husband's of the downlow.
20. pianos?
21. Helen
22. WKRP
23. in the ground
24. calf roping
25. mandolin
26. 4
27. ?
28. ?
29. ?
30. ?
31. Green and Yellow
32. ?
33. ?

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by GreenMonster
Q: 19) Why is the Blue Ridge blue?

GM's A: 19. It hasn't had sex in a really long time, much like the husband's of the downlow.

:eek: :eek: :eek: wow

[luvhoops34]

If you mated a steer and a heifer you wouldn't get jack s***!

A steer is a castrated bull.....:(

[Old Tiger]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
I will answer the ones i might have a clue about
1) 5?
2) 43 and red and blue
9) lil pest that is in grass that will bite you and leave redmarks on your legs and leave you very itchy
15) a cow
16) I cant remember but i can probably tell ya the words
24) 3 legged race
26) 3 or 4
31) I dont have one but they are yellow and green



since i cant answer but 7 of these questions this proves i am so not redneck! You like NASCAR so by default you are a redneck.

[Phantom Stang]

1. 7
2. 43 "Petty Blue" red was added when STP was a sponsor and lately the Cheerios decals cause yellow to dominate the scheme.
3. Fishing
4. Don't know.
5. Georgia
6. Boiled Peanuts
7.I think they still offered the 283 in '66. If not, then it's the 327.
8. Bastardized French.
9. A tiny bug in the grass that has an itchy bite.
10. Not sure, but I think it's what some folks call S.O.S., which is a roast beef and gravy concoction you eat on toast.
11. Gulf Coast
12. Spanish Moss
13.Racetrack.
14.Don't Know.
15. A steer can't mate.
16. Hank Williams Sr.
17. Hominy
18. Paul Bryant.
19. Don't Know.
20. Moonshine.
21. Helen Crump.
22. WSM
23. The chicken yard.:D
24. Three legged race.
25. Mandolin
26. Some have 4. Some have 5.
27. Winning.
28. Someone who nongs scuppers.:nerd:
29. Don't know.
30. Best meat(I guess)
31. John Deere Green, with yellow trim.
32. Can't be an offspring since Mules are naturally sterile.
33. Tobacco.

[Gobbla2001]

I'm gunna try

1) don't know
2) read chscg's so I can't
3) fishing
4) tennessee
5) yikes
6) boiled peanuts?
7) ha I suck
8) french
9) a bug in the grass
10) a fight
11) texas gulf-coast?
12) randy moss
13) evenrude?__________________.
14) damn
15) a cow
16) hank
17) tatoes
18) yogi
19) cuz that's how it goes sometimes
20) love to men?
21) dunno
22) www.
23) in water?
24) that one
25) uhmm
26) four and five?
27) arguing
28) new line from victoria's secret?
29) if you like 'em like that
30) cuz the feet are gross
31) don't have one but it'd be green an yeller
32) dammit... jimmy? I forget I so know this I think it's jimmy...
33) thank God I'm not a redneck :clap:

[Buccaneer]

1. 7

2. 43, red and blue

3. Fishin'

4. University of Tennessee

5. University of Georgia

6. Hard peanuts

7. 283 Cu. In.

8. French

9. A red bug (small parasite)

10. A sausage-like loaf made out of pig parts

11. Panama City, FL

12. Spanish moss

13. Evinrude

14. Mudfish

15. Nothing. A steer has been castrated.

16. Hank Williams

17. Corn

18. Paul Bryant

19. Because of the pollen

20. "The Recipe"

21. Helen Crump

22. WSM

23. Georgia

24. Calf roping

25. Mandolin

26. 5 (some have only 4)

27. The same thing

28. A wild grape

29. Yes

30. Because that's where the better cuts of meat are.


31. Green

32. Another trick animal husbandry question. Mules are generally

sterile.

33. Tobacco