ATM Machine

[Astrosdawg07]

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: Please note that this Bank is installing new
Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their
vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures
outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed.
Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.

MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.


FEMALE PROCEDURE:
Unfortunately, most of this part is true!!!!
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance
from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release parking brake.

[Ranger Mom]

LOL!! I think I was behind that lady in the ATM line during my lunch hour today!:)

[Txbroadcaster]

I am so lucky..BuffyMars is nothing like that at the ATM machine

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by Txbroadcaster
I am so lucky..BuffyMars is nothing like that at the ATM machine

Nor am I. It is not hard to pull up to the damn ATM without having to back up and all the rest of that crap.

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
Nor am I. It is not hard to pull up to the damn ATM without having to back up and all the rest of that crap.

Do you like saying the word "damn"??:thinking:

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Do you like saying the word "damn"??:thinking:

damn skippy

[DU_stud04]

thats why women shouldnt drive and just stay in the kitchen.....




:D

[ASUFrisbeeStud]

I personally am offended by this profanity. This is a family board.

[ASUFrisbeeStud]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
thats why women shouldnt drive and just stay in the kitchen.....




:D

AMEN:clap:

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
thats why women shouldnt drive and just stay in the kitchen.....




:D

Is that why you wanted to drive to and/or from Alabama??:D :D

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Is that why you wanted to drive to and/or from Alabama??:D :D


no that was to feel in control

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Is that why you wanted to drive to and/or from Alabama??:D :D you better believe it. :D :thumbsup: even on 20 minutes of sleep.

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
you better believe it. :D :thumbsup: even on 20 minutes of sleep.


you had WAY more than 20 minutes you passed out while we had the after party

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
no that was to feel in control

I bet he didn't feel too much "in control" when he rammed his shin into that receiver hitch!!:eek: :eek:

ROFL!!:D

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
thats why women shouldnt drive and just stay in the kitchen.....




:D

go bake a cake!

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
you had WAY more than 20 minutes you passed out while we had the after party im talkin about on the way there. anyone in my position woulda passed out after that day and the prior two.

ohyea....and when am i NOT in control?

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I bet he didn't feel too much "in control" when he rammed his shin into that receiver hitch!!:eek: :eek:

ROFL!!:D


that was funny but i knew that had to freakin hurt.. hey this year i can go gamble with yall!

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by pirate4state
go bake a cake!

That's what I have to do tonight....except for Ashton wants cheesecake and not regular birthday cake.

I always buy the pre-baked graham cracker crusts because I don't like the kind you have to mix that comes with one of those box mixes.

She wants a 13 X 9 inch cheesecake, so I am trying to figure out how the heck to do the crust on it!!

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
im talkin about on the way there. anyone in my position woulda passed out after that day and the prior two.

ohyea....and when am i NOT in control?


lol yeah you kept downing those waters and i remember kellye saying something she cant watch you drink that much water bc it made her have to pee ROFLMAO

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I bet he didn't feel too much "in control" when he rammed his shin into that receiver hitch!!:eek: :eek:

ROFL!!:D hahahahaha. it didnt hurt. just surprised me. :D

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by pirate4state
go bake a cake! thats amanda's job :D ;)

[CenTexSports]

Exactly what was the after party after? (don't spare the details or pictures)

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
hahahahaha. it didnt hurt. just surprised me. :D


yeah it didnt hurt my butt.. you were hoppin around!

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
lol yeah you kept downing those waters and i remember kellye saying something she cant watch you drink that much water bc it made her have to pee ROFLMAO hahaha, thats pretty much all i had in my backpack. my ipod, and about 20 bottles of water. well maybe 10, but they were all empty by the time we got there.

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
yeah it didnt hurt my butt.. you were hoppin around!

ROFL!! He's such a liar!!:p

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by CenTexSports
Exactly what was the after party after? (don't spare the details or pictures)

I don't really remember!!:thinking:

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
hahaha, thats pretty much all i had in my backpack. my ipod, and about 20 bottles of water. well maybe 10, but they were all empty by the time we got there.

I thought I was gonna have to borrow one of those empty bottles at one point!!:p

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by CenTexSports
Exactly what was the after party after? (don't spare the details or pictures) after party consisted of jason's sandle, the king himself, pizza, beer, and excitement. then i passed out after i finished eating.

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
after party consisted of jason's sandle, the king himself, pizza, beer, and excitement. then i passed out after i finished eating.

And cards...you can't forget the cards!!

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
yeah it didnt hurt my butt.. you were hoppin around! its surprised me...... i told that trailer hitch where it could go and that it had nothing on me :D

i took that shot like a champ.

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I don't really remember!!:thinking:

you remember brushing your teeth the next morning

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I thought I was gonna have to borrow one of those empty bottles at one point!!:p hahahaha, poor droppie(sp?), you kept biting him.

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
And cards...you can't forget the cards!! there were cards? wow. hahahaha

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
hahahaha, poor droppie(sp?), you kept biting him.

That's spelled right....droppie!!

NOT droopie, like you usually say!! LOL

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
hahahaha, poor droppie(sp?), you kept biting him.


ROFLMAO i forgot about droppie!

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
there were cards? wow. hahahaha

Yeah....and I kept losing!!:( :(

It was a drinking game!!:mad:

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Yeah....and I kept losing!!:( :(

It was a drinking game!!:mad:

ROFLMAO the next morning cracked me up.. the ladies with hair rollers in their hair at Waffle House!

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Yeah....and I kept losing!!:( :(

It was a drinking game!!:mad: i must have already gone upstairs on the phone by the time the cards were dealt.

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
i must have already gone upstairs on the phone by the time the cards were dealt.

I can't remember the name...Jason or Mark would probably remember!!

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
i must have already gone upstairs on the phone by the time the cards were dealt.

that would be correct!

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I can't remember the name...Jason or Mark would probably remember!!


it was that 4 letter word i cant say on here _ _ _ _ the dealer

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
it was that 4 letter word i cant say on here _ _ _ _ the dealer

:doh: Oh yeah!!:eek:

I think we definitely hijacked this thread!!:p

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
:doh: Oh yeah!!:eek:


i learned a new one that gets you wasted way faster than that one!

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
i learned a new one that gets you wasted way faster than that one!

:hand: No thanks, I think I will pass!!

[CHS_CG]

we totally and completely hijacked this thread!

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
thats amanda's job :D ;) don't make me tell everybody how much you love baking! :D

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by pirate4state
don't make me tell everybody how much you love baking! :D dont be jealous cause i do a better job that you do at cooking/ baking ;)


(please dont kill me)

haha :)

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
dont be jealous cause i do a better job that you do at cooking/ baking ;)


(please dont kill me)

haha :)

I would be extremely surprised if your cookies are better than hers!!!

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
dont be jealous cause i do a better job that you do at cooking/ baking ;)


(please dont kill me)

haha :)

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, right!!!

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I would be extremely surprised if your cookies are better than hers!!! they are better. she knows it. :D

[GetRDoneStangs]

Wow....When I first saw it.....


I thought this thread was about the ATM Baseball team!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

You know, with as much trouble as a woman would have at an ATM machine, it's a wonder that they're so quick to spend it all as fast as they can on shoes or something that they have a lot of and don't really need. :D

[mwynn05]

That was a fun weekend

[Old Tiger]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
Nor am I. It is not hard to pull up to the damn ATM without having to back up and all the rest of that crap. You're a redneck girl it cancels out for you ;)

[Old Tiger]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
You know, with as much trouble as a woman would have at an ATM machine, it's a wonder that they're so quick to spend it all as fast as they can on shoes or something that they have a lot of and don't really need. :D Stress induced ;):D

[piratebg]

My wife hates using the check/debit card. It's either cash or nothing.

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by Tiger WR
You're a redneck girl it cancels out for you ;)

since when am I redneck? Country maybe but Redneck is a lil much!

[Old Tiger]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
it was that 4 letter word i cant say on here _ _ _ _ the dealer you can't say word like that!

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by Tiger WR
you can't say word like that!

answer my orignal question.. how am i redneck?

[Snyder_TigerFan]

I got your back on this one Tiger WR. ;)


Originally posted by CHS_CG
answer my orignal question.. how am i redneck?


Originally posted by CHS_CG
i am a huge nascar fan ... :D :D :devil: ;)

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by Snyder_TigerFan
I got your back on this one Tiger WR. ;)



:D :D :devil: ;)


That is a incorrect statement.. just bc I love nascar does NOT make me a redneck... there are high dollar business people that like nascar and they darn sure arent rednecks... I ask for more proof than the nascar claim... that seriously doesnt classify me as redneck!

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by mwynn05
That was a fun weekend

Yes it was!!

[Snyder_TigerFan]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
That is a incorrect statement.. just bc I love nascar does NOT make me a redneck... there are high dollar business people that like nascar and they darn sure arent rednecks... I ask for more proof than the nascar claim... that seriously doesnt classify me as redneck!

I was just kidding.;)

[Ranger Mom]

Originally posted by Snyder_TigerFan
I was just kidding.;)

She tends to get her panties in a wad very easily!!!:eek: :eek: :D

[CenTexSports]

What exactly does it mean to get "your panties in a wad?"

Also, how do you physically get them in a wad?

CHS reminds me more of someone with a burr under her saddle (always a cranky redneck).

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by Snyder_TigerFan
I got your back on this one Tiger WR. ;)



:D :D :devil: ;) :clap: :clap: :clap: got'em coach!

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by CenTexSports

CHS reminds me more of someone with a burr under her saddle (always a cranky redneck). :clap: :clap: :clap:

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
That is a incorrect statement.. just bc I love nascar does NOT make me a redneck... there are high dollar business people that like nascar and they darn sure arent rednecks... I ask for more proof than the nascar claim... that seriously doesnt classify me as redneck!
Sorry, T. Redneck isn't quantified by money or lack of....it's a state of mind. :p

[CHS_CG]

Yall go find me a "Are you a Redneck" test and I will take and and prove to yall that I may be country but Im not redneck lol.

[CenTexSports]

If you post pictures of curly headed babies on a football website:






















You might be a redneck.