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Ranger Mom
06-04-2007, 03:33 PM
A man and his wife went to Jerusalem on vacation. While they were they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury here, in the Holy Land, for $150."

The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you have her shipped home and have to pay $5,000 when it would be wonderful to be buried here and it only cost $150??"

The husband said, "A long time ago a man died here, was buried here, and 3 days later he rose from the dead....I can't take that chance."

:D :D
bobcat1
06-04-2007, 05:00 PM
Oldie but a goodie! ;) :clap: :clap: :clap:
Snydertigersrul
06-04-2007, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by bobcat1
Oldie but a goodie! ;) :clap: :clap: :clap:


RM is an oldie all right

:clap:
charlesrixey
06-04-2007, 05:03 PM
my wife didn't laugh

oh well

i did
charlesrixey
06-04-2007, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by Snydertigersrul
RM is an oldie all right

:clap:
:rolleyes: :D
smustangs
06-04-2007, 05:07 PM
haha thats great
Ranger Mom
06-04-2007, 10:23 PM
Originally posted by Snydertigersrul
RM is an oldie all right

:clap:

I must not be THAT old, today was the first time I had heard it! :tongue:
ASUFrisbeeStud
06-04-2007, 11:51 PM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I must not be THAT old, today was the first time I had heard it! :tongue:

You could just be ignorant and old :)
injuredinmelee
06-05-2007, 01:10 AM
Originally posted by ASUFrisbeeStud
You could just be ignorant and old :)

ouch, i didnt know you had a death wish...
pirate4state
06-05-2007, 01:16 AM
Originally posted by ASUFrisbeeStud
You could just be ignorant and old :) :eek: :eek: hee hee
bobcat1
06-05-2007, 05:38 AM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
I must not be THAT old, today was the first time I had heard it! :tongue:

Maybe you are getting old enough to not remember you already heard it like me. ;) It happens you know.:p I get to blame everything on my age now. :D
Ranger Mom
06-05-2007, 08:43 AM
Originally posted by bobcat1
Maybe you are getting old enough to not remember you already heard it like me. ;) It happens you know.:p I get to blame everything on my age now. :D

Where is the love??:confused:
bobcat1
06-05-2007, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by Ranger Mom
Where is the love??:confused:

Oh I forgot. (See how easy it works)

Does that feel better now?:D ;) :p
coiled2strike
06-05-2007, 08:44 PM
very funny indeed...i heard a similar joke, but it was a mother-in-law who passed...