Curly
05-22-2007, 02:39 PM
Especially For Women ~^~
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.
Born Free! Now I'm expensive.
It's not Shopping. It's Reality Therapy.
Well, la de frinkin' da!
You'll always be my best friend, you know too much!
Do you want to talk to the Man in Charge, or the Woman who knows what's going on?
I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.
If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you trouble!
Oh, s h %* ! I've become my mother!
I have PMS and ESP which makes me a b i @#$ who knows everything!
I am a nutritional overachiever.
Husband For Sale! Comes with flat screen TV and remote control.
I do NOT have Hot Flashes! I have short, private vacations in the Tropics.
I'm not 40-something! I'm 39.95 plus shipping and handling.
When a child is born, so is a Grandmother.
I do NOT have Hot Flashes! My inner child is just playing with matches.
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.
Born Free! Now I'm expensive.
It's not Shopping. It's Reality Therapy.
Well, la de frinkin' da!
You'll always be my best friend, you know too much!
Do you want to talk to the Man in Charge, or the Woman who knows what's going on?
I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.
If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you trouble!
Oh, s h %* ! I've become my mother!
I have PMS and ESP which makes me a b i @#$ who knows everything!
I am a nutritional overachiever.
Husband For Sale! Comes with flat screen TV and remote control.
I do NOT have Hot Flashes! I have short, private vacations in the Tropics.
I'm not 40-something! I'm 39.95 plus shipping and handling.
When a child is born, so is a Grandmother.
I do NOT have Hot Flashes! My inner child is just playing with matches.