Men....

[luvhoops34]

Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like .. Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are
3. Men are like ......Weather Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .... Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ..Government Bonds .. They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like .......Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

[Maroon87]

Originally posted by luvhoops34
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.


That's the woman's fault for picking a "pig" with a little sausage to begin with.:p

[smustangs]

Originally posted by Maroon87
That's the woman's fault for picking a "pig" with a little sausage to begin with.:p

haha :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Astrosdawg07]

Come on guys we gotta respond w/ something...

[smustangs]

Originally posted by Astrosdawg07
Come on guys we gotta respond w/ something...

her husband needs to get her back in the kitchen before she stirs up some stink around here ;)

[BILLYFRED0000]

The reason God gave women PMS is so they could see how a man feel's every dang day.

[44INAROW]

this is going to be one of those threads to sit back and watch :D :D :D :D

[crzyjournalist03]

Women are like Starbucks coffee. They look great, smell great, and are very popular.

But once you have one, you realize that they're bitter, too expensive, and they'll burn you if you're not extremely careful.

[carter08]

I'm pretty sure 80% is an untrue statsistic


You can copy and paste an e-mail.

Good for you :clap:

[bobcat1]

I'll admit to 5 and 7. :D

[burnet44]

Men die first

BECAUSE WE WANT TOO

[burnet44]

ok ladies where would u put
Plex on this?

lol

read thread about Plex getting NO PLAY

[Astrosdawg07]

Originally posted by bobcat1
I'll admit to 5 and 7. :D


True

[BILLYFRED0000]

I cannot find the link for this but I will have a go at describing it.
Imagine a pic of a fine fine woman. Everybodies instant 9 and then some depending on likes and dislikes.

The caption following reads----

Just remember, someone else just got tired of her ****.

[Angeleyes]

Men are like..... Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.:D :D :D

[luvhoops34]

Originally posted by bobcat1
I'll admit to 5 and 7. :D


Hey 5 and 7 sound good!

;)

[luvhoops34]

Originally posted by Angeleyes
Men are like..... Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.:D :D :D

That remark resembles G!

[smustangs]

Originally posted by Angeleyes
Men are like..... Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.:D :D :D

cant say i disagree w/ that