Read the Fine Print-iTunes

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

From the actual iTunes end user agreement:

"You also agree that you will not use these products for...the development, design, manufacture or production of missiles, or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons."

[smustangs]

haha wow no words to explain that one

[Ray_BearKat]

a guy on the rgsvsports forum has had that quote on his sig for a while now...odd:thinking:

[Adidas410s]

let me see if I can find a copy of the T/C's from a cell phone insurance agreement. It excludes some crazy things from coverage.

[Adidas410s]

Originally posted by Adidas410s
let me see if I can find a copy of the T/C's from a cell phone insurance agreement. It excludes some crazy things from coverage.

Here are a few of my favorites...

II. EXCLUSIONS
B. Loss due to the intentional parting of Covered Property
by you or anyone entrusted with the property. Loss due to
intentional, dishonest, fraudulent or criminal acts by you or
your family members; any of your authorized representatives;
anyone you entrust with the property; and any of their family
members; or anyone else with an interest in the property for any
purpose, acting alone or in collusion with others.

E. Loss caused by or resulting from faulty repair, adjusting,
installation, servicing or maintenance, unless fire or explosion
ensues and then only for Loss by ensuing fire or explosion.
Loss caused by or resulting from unauthorized repair
or replacement.

F. Loss caused by or resulting from the discharge, dispersal,
seepage, migration, release or escape of Pollutants.

G. Loss caused by or resulting from use of the Covered
Property in a manner for which it was not designed or intended
by the manufacturer. Loss caused by or resulting from failure
to follow the manufacturer’s installation, operation or
maintenance instructions.

K. Any Loss or damage caused by or through or in
consequence, directly or indirectly, of Computer Virus, whether
intentional or unintentional, and whether such loss be direct or
indirect, proximate or remote or be in whole or in part caused
by, contributed to or aggravated by the covered causes of Loss
insured against under this Certificate.

L. Any Loss or damage caused by or through or in
consequence, directly or indirectly, of Nuclear Hazard, meaning
any weapon employing atomic fission or fusion; or nuclear
reaction or radiation or radioactive contamination from any
other cause; but we will pay for direct physical Loss caused by
resulting fire, if the fire would be covered under this Certificate.
Loss caused by or resulting from war, including undeclared
or civil war; warlike action by a military force, including action
hindering or defending against an actual or expected attack,
by any government, sovereign or other authority using military
personnel or other agents; or insurrection, rebellions, revolution,
usurped power of action taken by government authority in
hindering or defending against any of these. Loss caused
by or resulting from Governmental Action, meaning seizure
or destruction of property by order of governmental authority
including economic and trade sanction as provided under
applicable law and U.S. Treasury Department guidelines

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Where do these people come up with this stuff?

[Adidas410s]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Where do these people come up with this stuff?

There used to be a line in there about "your phone is not covered if the loss is resulting from a wild animal attack." So if your dog chews up your phone...your fine. If a bear chews up your phone then it's your own damn fault for messing with the bear!

[BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END]

Originally posted by Adidas410s
There used to be a line in there about "your phone is not covered if the loss is resulting from a wild animal attack." So if your dog chews up your phone...your fine. If a bear chews up your phone then it's your own damn fault for messing with the bear!

Oh yeah, because if something you can prevent from chewing it up chews it up, they will replace it, but if a vicious animal mauls you and breaks your phone, they're not liable and will do nothing to help you, even though there was nothing you can do.

[crzyjournalist03]

Let's all hope that we don't start a second civil war any time soon, or else none of us will have phone warranties!!!

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by BIG BLUE DEFENSIVE END
Where do these people come up with this stuff?
Necessity - somebody trying to get a new phone after using it for some manner in which it wasn't intended (i.e. showering while talking on it). :D

[SWMustang]

Any Loss or damage caused by or through or in
consequence, directly or indirectly, of Nuclear Hazard, meaning
any weapon employing atomic fission or fusion; or nuclear
reaction or radiation or radioactive contamination from any
other cause; but we will pay for direct physical Loss caused by
resulting fire, if the fire would be covered under this Certificate.


So the nuclear hazard is not covered but if it catches on fire AFTER the nuclear contamination, then you are covered. So, if you ever come in contact with nuclear material - throw your phone in a fire so you can get it replaced.