burnet44
05-18-2007, 01:35 PM
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The Worst Job In The Phillies Organization
The Phillies may have lost to the Brewers yesterday to drop back below .500, but there was at least one local winner yesterday: I'm talking about, of course, the usher who had to cover up a streaker's junk with a pair of pants.
The Inquirer's Todd Zolecki runs the Old School references into the ground just a bit in his thorough blog post about the naked guy who ran onto the field just before the top of the seventh inning. Zolecki says he looks like Will Ferrell. (Only he has a beard, and doesn't really look much like him.)
The Ferrell lookalike could face a $1500 fine and a year in prison. One can only assume the usher covering him up is reconsidering if he really needs this job even though he gets to watch all the baseball games for free.
The Worst Job In The Phillies Organization
The Phillies may have lost to the Brewers yesterday to drop back below .500, but there was at least one local winner yesterday: I'm talking about, of course, the usher who had to cover up a streaker's junk with a pair of pants.
The Inquirer's Todd Zolecki runs the Old School references into the ground just a bit in his thorough blog post about the naked guy who ran onto the field just before the top of the seventh inning. Zolecki says he looks like Will Ferrell. (Only he has a beard, and doesn't really look much like him.)
The Ferrell lookalike could face a $1500 fine and a year in prison. One can only assume the usher covering him up is reconsidering if he really needs this job even though he gets to watch all the baseball games for free.