Becareful how you answer in bed

[Curly]

Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed

reading when the wife looks
over at him and asks the question.



WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"


WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"


HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "crap."

[CHS_CG]

I believe DU_Stud04 can give us some pointers on what not to answer in bed.. i seem to remember this one story he told us lol

[AP Panther Fan]

Originally posted by Curly


HUSBAND: "crap."


hahaha:D

[pirate4state]

Originally posted by Curly
Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed

reading when the wife looks
over at him and asks the question.



WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"


WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"


HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "crap."

DA!!!! LOL

[SintonFan]

Originally posted by pirate4state
DA!!!! LOL
.
DE dede!;) :D

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
I believe DU_Stud04 can give us some pointers on what not to answer in bed.. i seem to remember this one story he told us lol :doh: :doh: :doh:

i laugh about that now. hahaha

[smustangs]

thats hilarious one of the best ones i have read on here

[CHS_CG]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
:doh: :doh: :doh:

i laugh about that now. hahaha

i didnt even have to read the joke b4 i thought of your lil story

[smustangs]

Originally posted by CHS_CG
i didnt even have to read the joke b4 i thought of your lil story

what was the story i dont remember

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by smustangs
what was the story i dont remember were not bringing it back up..... sry. hahaha

[ASUFrisbeeStud]

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[BHBrave08]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
were not bringing it back up..... sry. hahaha
Hmmmm......you mean the one where you called your g/f the wrong name at the wrong time? :devil: :p

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Hmmmm......you mean the one where you called your g/f the wrong name at the wrong time? :devil: :p :doh: we all already discussed that my argument favored me. it wasnt all my fault.......

[bhtrainer]

Originally posted by DU_stud04
:doh: we all already discussed that my argument favored me. it wasnt all my fault.......

thats bad!! like not even funny...just bad...callin another girl the wrong name...is never in your favor...

[smustangs]

Originally posted by bhtrainer
thats bad!! like not even funny...just bad...callin another girl the wrong name...is never in your favor...

i have to agree but if anybody can swing it in their favor its reuben

[bhtrainer]

Originally posted by smustangs
i have to agree but if anybody can swing it in their favor its reuben


now yall have me wonderin...wut really happened...

[LH Panther Mom]

Originally posted by bhtrainer
now yall have me wonderin...wut really happened...
Well, it happened, but he came up with some lame story to cover it.....and she bought it. :rolleyes: :doh:

[DU_stud04]

Originally posted by LH Panther Mom
Well, it happened, but he came up with some lame story to cover it.....and she bought it. :rolleyes: :doh:
Originally posted by smustangs
i have to agree but if anybody can swing it in their favor its reuben

what can i say??? :D