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AP Panther Fan
05-02-2007, 04:03 PM
Lol....just read this on another forum.


Here is a list of actual places to travel inTexas.

Need to be cheered up?

Happy,Texas79042
Pep,Texas 79353
Smiley,Texas 78159
Paradise, Texas 76073
Rainbow, Texas 76077
Sweet Home,Texas 77987
Comfort, Texas 78013
Friendship,Texas76530

Love the Sun?

Sun City,Texas 78628
Sunrise, Texas76661
Sunset,Texas76270
Sundown,Texas79372
Sunray, Texas 79086
SunnySide,Texas 77423

Want something to eat?

Bacon, Texas 76301
Noodle, Texas 79536
Oatmeal, Texas 78605
Turkey, Texas 79261
Trout, Texas 75789
Sugar Land, Texas 77479
Salty, Texas 76567
Rice, Texas 75155
And top it off with:
Sweetwater, Texas 79556


Why travel to other states?
Texashas them all!

Detroit, Texas 75436
Colorado City, Texas 79512
Denver City, Texas 79323
Nevada, Texas 75173
Memphis, Texas 79245
Miami, Texas 79059
Boston, Texas 75570
Santa Fe, Texas 77517
Tennessee Colony, Texas 75861
Reno, Texas 75462

Feel like traveling outside the country?
Don't bother buying a plane ticket!

Athens, Texas 75751
Canadian, Texas 79014
China, Texas 77613
Egypt, Texas 77436
Turkey, Texas 79261
London, Texas 76854
New London, Texas 75682
Paris, Texas 75460
Moscow, Texas

No need to travel to Washington D.C.

Whitehouse, Texas 75791

We even have a city named after our planet!

Earth,Texas 79031

And a city named after our State!
Texas City,Texas 77590

Exhausted?

Energy, Texas 76452

Cold?

Blanket, Texas 76432
Winters,Texas

Like to read about History?

Santa Anna,Texas
Goliad,Texas
Alamo,Texas
Gun Barrel City,Texas

Need Office Supplies?

Staples, Texas 78670

Men are from Mars, woman are from Venus, Texas 76084

You guessed it...it's on the state line...

Texline, Texas 79087

For the kids...

Kermit, Texas 79745
Elmo, Texas 75118
Nemo, Texas 76070
Tarzan, Texas 79783
Winnie, Texas 77665
Sylvester, Texas 79560

Other city names in Texas, to make you smile..... :

Frognot, Texas 75424
Bigfoot, Texas 78005
Hogeye, Texas 75423
Cactus, Texas 79013
Notrees, Texas 79759
Best, Texas 76932
Veribest, Texas 76886
Kickapoo, Texas 75763
Dime Box, Texas
Telephone, Texas 75488
Telegraph, Texas 76883
Whiteface, Texas 79379
Twitty, Texas 79079

And last but not least.

The Anti-Al Gore City
Kilgore,Texas75662

And as the little rhyme about 4Texastowns goes, "Timpson, Teneha, Bobo, and Blair, if you ain't been there, you ain't been NOWHERE !"

Have a Good Day!

P.S. Whoops, left out
Muleshoe
Cut n Shoot,
Hoop And Holler,
Ding Dong, and don't forget......
Farewell,Texas

BuffyMars
05-02-2007, 04:06 PM
I loved that! :)

Adidas410s
05-02-2007, 04:08 PM
I wanna go through and count how many of those towns I've been to/through...it's a ridiculously high number! :p

carter08
05-02-2007, 04:09 PM
It'd be great if they were all real

Phil C
05-02-2007, 04:10 PM
And don't forget we live in the land of the Freer, Texas.

Get it - land the the free. land of the free er.

BuffyMars
05-02-2007, 04:12 PM
Originally posted by Phil C
And don't forget we live in the land of the Freer, Texas.

Get it - land the the free. land of the free er.

Phil, you have been hanging around George Dubya Bush too long in Ahmuricah. :tongue:

AP Panther Fan
05-02-2007, 04:13 PM
lol...who would name a town Ding Dong?:evillol: :evillol: :evillol:


There must be a good story there.

Adidas410s
05-02-2007, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by carter08
It'd be great if they were all real
which ones aren't real?

pirate4state
05-02-2007, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Why travel to other states?
Texashas them all!

Detroit, Texas 75436
Colorado City, Texas 79512
Denver City, Texas 79323
Nevada, Texas 75173
Memphis, Texas 79245
Miami, Texas 79059
Boston, Texas 75570
Santa Fe, Texas 77517
Tennessee Colony, Texas 75861
Reno, Texas 75462



:thinking: :doh: :thinking: ;) :p

carter08
05-02-2007, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by Adidas410s
which ones aren't real?

Men are from Mars, woman are from Venus, Texas 76084

Adidas410s
05-02-2007, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by carter08
Men are from Mars, woman are from Venus, Texas 76084

Venus is just a few minutes from Midlothian where I work...

they're in 12-3A

carter08
05-02-2007, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by Adidas410s
Venus is just a few minutes from Midlothian where I work...

they're in 12-3A

OHHHHHHH

I thought it meant it was one town

Men are from Mars, woman are from Venus, Texas 76084

Adidas410s
05-02-2007, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by carter08
OHHHHHHH

I thought it meant it was one town

Men are from Mars, woman are from Venus, Texas 76084

hahaha:clap: :clap: :clap:

poor Carter....he means well! :)

pirate4state
05-02-2007, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by carter08
OHHHHHHH

I thought it meant it was one town

Men are from Mars, woman are from Venus, Texas 76084

LOL!!!! :clap: :clap: :clap:

Thank you Moonpie!!! :D:D:D

carter08
05-02-2007, 04:36 PM
Capitalizing Men conused me

BILLYFRED0000
05-02-2007, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by AP Panther Fan
Lol....just read this on another forum.


Here is a list of actual places to travel inTexas.

Need to be cheered up?

Happy,Texas79042
Pep,Texas 79353
Smiley,Texas 78159
Paradise, Texas 76073
Rainbow, Texas 76077
Sweet Home,Texas 77987
Comfort, Texas 78013
Friendship,Texas76530

Love the Sun?

Sun City,Texas 78628
Sunrise, Texas76661
Sunset,Texas76270
Sundown,Texas79372
Sunray, Texas 79086
SunnySide,Texas 77423

Want something to eat?

Bacon, Texas 76301
Noodle, Texas 79536
Oatmeal, Texas 78605
Turkey, Texas 79261
Trout, Texas 75789
Sugar Land, Texas 77479
Salty, Texas 76567
Rice, Texas 75155
And top it off with:
Sweetwater, Texas 79556


Why travel to other states?
Texashas them all!

Detroit, Texas 75436
Colorado City, Texas 79512
Denver City, Texas 79323
Nevada, Texas 75173
Memphis, Texas 79245
Miami, Texas 79059
Boston, Texas 75570
Santa Fe, Texas 77517
Tennessee Colony, Texas 75861
Reno, Texas 75462

Feel like traveling outside the country?
Don't bother buying a plane ticket!

Athens, Texas 75751
Canadian, Texas 79014
China, Texas 77613
Egypt, Texas 77436
Turkey, Texas 79261
London, Texas 76854
New London, Texas 75682
Paris, Texas 75460
Moscow, Texas

No need to travel to Washington D.C.

Whitehouse, Texas 75791

We even have a city named after our planet!

Earth,Texas 79031

And a city named after our State!
Texas City,Texas 77590

Exhausted?

Energy, Texas 76452

Cold?

Blanket, Texas 76432
Winters,Texas

Like to read about History?

Santa Anna,Texas
Goliad,Texas
Alamo,Texas
Gun Barrel City,Texas

Need Office Supplies?

Staples, Texas 78670

Men are from Mars, woman are from Venus, Texas 76084

You guessed it...it's on the state line...

Texline, Texas 79087

For the kids...

Kermit, Texas 79745
Elmo, Texas 75118
Nemo, Texas 76070
Tarzan, Texas 79783
Winnie, Texas 77665
Sylvester, Texas 79560

Other city names in Texas, to make you smile..... :

Frognot, Texas 75424
Bigfoot, Texas 78005
Hogeye, Texas 75423
Cactus, Texas 79013
Notrees, Texas 79759
Best, Texas 76932
Veribest, Texas 76886
Kickapoo, Texas 75763
Dime Box, Texas
Telephone, Texas 75488
Telegraph, Texas 76883
Whiteface, Texas 79379
Twitty, Texas 79079

And last but not least.

The Anti-Al Gore City
Kilgore,Texas75662

And as the little rhyme about 4Texastowns goes, "Timpson, Teneha, Bobo, and Blair, if you ain't been there, you ain't been NOWHERE !"

Have a Good Day!

P.S. Whoops, left out
Muleshoe
Cut n Shoot,
Hoop And Holler,
Ding Dong, and don't forget......
Farewell,Texas

I always liked Fate Texas.
And on ode to the confederate army
Robert Lee Texas.
How far is far?
Miles Texas.
Authors anyone?
Tennyson Texas.
Thirsty, try
Sweetwater, TX.
Interested in business?
Commerce, TX.
NBA basketball team?
Maverick Tx.
Where does the sun go down?
West Tx.
What's that Historical Helen girls last name?
Troy TX.
Religion anyone?
Buda TX (who can spell anyway).
A black eye is a
Shiner, TX.
Looking a great distance?
Longview TX.
I only wanted a small garden.
Garden City was too big.
Littlefield tx was just right.
And for those of you who like fruit juice?
Grape Creek TX.

AP Panther Fan
05-02-2007, 04:58 PM
Lol....and here's the story (http://www.texasescapes.com/CentralTexasTownsNorth/DingDongTexas/DingDongTexas.htm) on Ding Dong, Texas

garageoffice
05-02-2007, 04:59 PM
The town I grew up in, Collinsville, TX, was created when the railroad came through and the town of Toadsuck, TX was moved to accommodate it.

Phil C
05-02-2007, 04:59 PM
Speaking of NBA team what about

Spur, Texas

(Close to Lubbock, Texas)

Darren
05-02-2007, 08:12 PM
For what its worth I think Dime box's Zipcode is 78953